Give people REALLY bad advice!!!
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Of course "keeping it real" doesn't mean you are just being a complete fleshy male appendage. It just shows how AMAZING you are.0
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Ignore the real mysteries of life. Believe you know exactly what life is about.0
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Watch your water intake. If you drink too much water, your body will become toxic and you can die from 'water poisoning'. Don't forget to substitute with plenty of gatorade and red bulls to keep your energy high between meals.
Diet foods are the best foods to consume. They give you more energy and have just as much nutrients as fresh veggies anyways.
Results typically take 1-3 days. If you do not notice anything after a week, you are doing something wrong and you need to reassess your eating and workout routines.
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Steel wool your face with bits of powder soap.. because exfoliation and stuff.0
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Run right after a full meal so your body can use the carbs immediately.0
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Alcohol just makes the Ambien work better!0
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"But it's Dr. Oz approved!"
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"Other people are to blame for my weight gain!"0 -
Always spell the word "lose" like this: "loose." It will make you look really smart. Don't lose weight. Loose weight.
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But water cleanse! Did someone say water cleanse yet? For at l asthma a week!
And don't lift heavier things than the pink 0.5 lb dumbbells or you ill turn into (she)hulk instantly!0 -
only lift those pink 3lb weights
While standing in the squat rack. For hours.0 -
only lift those pink 3lb weights
While standing in the squat rack. For hours.
Take 1 minute rest before attempting the next squat. To make it harder increase the rest time :P0 -
go on the tic tac diet.. lol. only eat tic tacs everyday for two weeks. Pretty much what I did after my divorce and I was so depressed I had no appetite. Sure I lost a ton of weight but looked sick as hell:drinker:0
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The human body burns 10x more calories when consuming banana Snack Pack pudding through a straw as compared to running a 10k in under 40 minutes.0
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only lift those pink 3lb weights
While standing in the squat rack. For hours.
Take 1 minute rest before attempting the next squat. To make it harder increase the rest time :P0 -
only lift those pink 3lb weights
While standing in the squat rack. For hours.
Take 1 minute rest before attempting the next squat. To make it harder increase the rest time :P
To make your fingers work more, you can also take selfies after evert squats!0 -
Listen to EVERYTHING everyone tells you in the forum.0
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only lift those pink 3lb weights
While standing in the squat rack. For hours.
Take 1 minute rest before attempting the next squat. To make it harder increase the rest time :P
To make your fingers work more, you can also take selfies after evert squats!0
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