Funniest things said in bed
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"Did you just snort?!"0
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It's not just the saying that are hilarious it's mainly the faces ppl pull!!!,0
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is that your heel in my *kitten*?0
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is that your heel in my *kitten*?
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I've remembered another one:
"Oh for the love of all things holy haven't you finished yet?"
In my defence, I was tired, hadn't slept for nearly 4 days and he was trying far too hard. Poor sod, he was understandably upset with me after that. I still feel guilty even though it was a very long time ago.0 -
"Is it in?"
We're done?!?0 -
"Just forget it.. Let's watch tv"0
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Was asked: "Can I choke you?"
I answered: "Only if you REALLY want me to rip off your testicles."
I could swear he thought about it for a second.... :laugh:
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"Is it in?"
We're done?!?
Sadly, pretty much both of these things!! :laugh:0 -
You're welcome.
THIGH CRAMP! THIGH CRAMP!!!
I think you just won like...fifty points.0 -
Whispers in my ear in BABY TALK "Is your little lovehole ready for my shaft". Um....0
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Whispers in my ear in BABY TALK "Is your little lovehole ready for my shaft". Um....
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A guy once meowed at me during... it was easily the most hilarious sexual experience I've ever had, sadly hilarious doesn't equate to good
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Well the same guy who screamed, "That was excellent" after is the same guy who my neighbors heard and thought is was me doing the screaming! lol
Male Neighbor : Looks like you were having fun last night."
Me: No, hon, it was him yelling like that!
Male Neighbor: Shocked cause he knew him a little and cracked up, saying, "I could have sworn that was a female scream!" LOL0 -
he whispered " Its in"....I was like ummmm...okay? lmao0
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"Just forget it.. Let's watch tv"
Now I feel so evil!!!0 -
During I can't recall but
Post- I was recently told "I would so go make you three sam-miches right now, but I can't walk to the kitchen".0 -
he whispered " Its in"....I was like ummmm...okay? lmao
LOL!!!
Been there too once, unfortunately.. Not really used to it though! :laugh:0 -
During I can't recall but
Post- I was recently told "I would so go make you three sam-miches right now, but I can't walk to the kitchen".
Need a date?0 -
"did you just piss? "
"I think the neighbor is listening"0 -
"You took it like a champ".
LOL!!!!0
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