I think I'm in love.
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Also Twilight is one of the most psychologically profound reflections of the human condition in the last decade. Mixed in with the plot and story there are strikingly accurate renderings of IRL biological drives that drive women to attraction.
Its very accurate and primal and is a masterstroke of writing. So enough with the snarky pop culture comments too, its just comes across as low-brow.
You probably don't even realize the allegorical nature of the Joker in cohesion with the thesis I am talking about which is that biology and chaos always prevails.
Even the joker was a manifestation of Chaos and the Dark Knight along with No Country for Old Men a realization that nothing means anything and everything is chaos. And the reactionary anti-tudes to Twilight is a fear of that chaos. The unleashing of our primal instincts, empowered by the internet, christened by youth, and with all the power and knowledge of the universe, coming at you to destroy you, to destroy ourselves.
So maybe you SHOULD be more serious because you're only in love and young for a short time. Its as serious as life and death.
I think I love you....0 -
Twilight is terrible actually but thanks for that.
At any rate this type of creepy longing for a chick has me so thankful I'm not in the dating scene anymore. Because yikes.
-Book inspires a whole generation and eclipses Harry Potter on best selling list.
-Poster says its "terrible"
-Okaaaayyyyyyyyy......
Im sure you're the best.0 -
I disagree with everyone saying not to quote Twilight. Quote ALL THE TWILIGHT. Don't hold back, lay it on as thick as you can with your eyes as wide and shimmery as you can make them. Women LOVE a guy who can make them laugh, and this behavior will provide endless mirth for her and her friends in the cafeteria later.0
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I happen to like a little cologne so whatever. Don't hug her unless you have done it before. Ask her how her day went, etc. If the convo doesn't start rolling, just be honest and say you are nervous but really would like to ask her out. If she wants time to think about it, it's ok, because she might be in shock. Ask if you can call her later maybe, too. Might sound traditional and boring, but I always liked going to a movie on a first date because you don't have to think of much to talk about if you're the shy type.
Oh, no, no, no! I didn't see that someone had advised him to out on cologne until I went back and read the replies. I love for my man to wear cologne. I was referring to him saying he would spray some on and just go for a hug.0 -
I disagree with everyone saying not to quote Twilight. Quote ALL THE TWILIGHT. Don't hold back, lay it on as thick as you can with your eyes as wide and shimmery as you can make them. Women LOVE a guy who can make them laugh, and this behavior will provide endless mirth for her and her friends in the cafeteria later.
Finally a women who understands0 -
Twilight is terrible actually but thanks for that.
At any rate this type of creepy longing for a chick has me so thankful I'm not in the dating scene anymore. Because yikes.
You say that now, but you think differently as you cry yourself to sleep because you're lonely at 40 years (or older)
Dude, if you base all your game on Twilight, then it won't be her that's lonely at 40.
Hey, why not quote 50 Shades of Grey? That's sure to get you some action!0 -
Hi. You said you only wanted advice from men, but I promise, women know a whole lot more about what females want then men do. So here's my advice: if you don't chill out, she'll freak out! Nervousness in a guy is one thing, but you seem obsessed. There's a .0001% chance that she finds obsession attractive. Or maybe even smaller than that. Calm yourself down. Do NOT spray on cologne and grab her. Text her if you need to, but if you can work up the courage, ask her out in person. Just calm down about it.
Lol lol lol this is exactly the reason why he only wants advice from men ^
You think you know but you have no idea what you and your kind respond to IRL field tests.
Your words and thoughts say one thing, but your instincts say another.
You seriously think a woman's instincts are to be attracted to someone who is exhibiting obsessive behavior? Really? My kind and I, (I'm assuming you are referring to females) actually DO know what we want.0 -
I disagree. It is creepy. That level of attachment to someone you barely know is unhealthy. Wanting to start a relationship by changing into whatever someone wants you to be unhealthy.
And I must have an odd sense of humor because it took me three pages of responses to realize this may actually not be a joke.
My advice to OP, stay away from girls that make the world stand still. Find one that you don't feel like you have to change for.
Iisten, I like you because you have a pretty face and my daughters name is Penny but you seriously need to remember he is in high school and the game is different. I cringe at the crap I used to do in high school to get a girls attention. It worked though.
Awww. Thank you, that's sweet.
Yes you are right, high school is different from the real world.But the relationships you have, and fail at as teenagers are the building blocks for more serious relationships later in life. It sounds like this kid may have some misconceptions. I don't think putting someone on a pedestal is ever a good thing. Of course part of it is trial and error so I'm sure he will find what works for him.0 -
I did not read this whole thread other than OP. I registered just to let you know that hate is a strong word and I HATE you!
You are a man there is no such thing as love at first sight! got to be kidding me! If you like a girl, go up to her and make the move. Forget these feminist crying rape this rape that. Society has made you extremely beta. Grow some balls!0 -
Twilight is terrible actually but thanks for that.
At any rate this type of creepy longing for a chick has me so thankful I'm not in the dating scene anymore. Because yikes.
-Book inspires a whole generation and eclipses Harry Potter on best selling list.
-Poster says its "terrible"
-Okaaaayyyyyyyyy......
Im sure you're the best.
The books are ok...the movies are an affront to humanity, however.0 -
I did not read this whole thread other than OP. I registered just to let you know that hate is a strong word and I HATE you!
You are a man there is no such thing as love at first sight! got to be kidding me! If you like a girl, go up to her and make the move. Forget these feminist crying rape this rape that. Society has made you extremely beta. Grow some balls!
How about you grow some balls and post under your actual name?0 -
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How about you put a pic of your RL avi instead of some tacky artI did not read this whole thread other than OP. I registered just to let you know that hate is a strong word and I HATE you!
You are a man there is no such thing as love at first sight! got to be kidding me! If you like a girl, go up to her and make the move. Forget these feminist crying rape this rape that. Society has made you extremely beta. Grow some balls!
How about you grow some balls and post under your actual name?0 -
I'm thinking about commenting this on one of her Instagram pictures.
"Your natural beauty radiates through my 4 inch Retina LCD screen. I instantly got a tan from your warm heavenly glow. BRB applying vitamin E, and sunscreen."
Or is that too much ?
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Also Twilight is one of the most psychologically profound reflections of the human condition in the last decade. Mixed in with the plot and story there are strikingly accurate renderings of IRL biological drives that drive women to attraction.
Its very accurate and primal and is a masterstroke of writing. So enough with the snarky pop culture comments too, its just comes across as low-brow.
You probably don't even realize the allegorical nature of the Joker in cohesion with the thesis I am talking about which is that biology and chaos always prevails.
Even the joker was a manifestation of Chaos and the Dark Knight along with No Country for Old Men a realization that nothing means anything and everything is chaos. And the reactionary anti-tudes to Twilight is a fear of that chaos. The unleashing of our primal instincts, empowered by the internet, christened by youth, and with all the power and knowledge of the universe, coming at you to destroy you, to destroy ourselves.
So maybe you SHOULD be more serious because you're only in love and young for a short time. Its as serious as life and death.
....don't compare The Dark Knight to Twilight..... just don't!0 -
I did not read this whole thread other than OP. I registered just to let you know that hate is a strong word and I HATE you!
You are a man there is no such thing as love at first sight! got to be kidding me! If you like a girl, go up to her and make the move. Forget these feminist crying rape this rape that. Society has made you extremely beta. Grow some balls!
Weird that you weren't a member of this site and you were reading this thread.
What were you google searching that coincidentally lead you to this?
Or are we all going to pretend like we don't know a sock puppet when we see one?0 -
OP - you don't sound obsessive AT ALL. Keep doing what you're doing, player. I see great things in your future.0
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Don't think like that. She'll be more attracted to you if you are your own independent man with a backbone.
Did you talk to her already?
Are you assured of seeing her again?
After a few mins of conversation, say that you think she seems cool and you'd like to have a drink with her. First dates in a bar environment with alcohol are better options than many other types of first dates.
Yes, we talk everyday. Hmm well I'm still in HS, but I know where my dad keeps his liquor. Thanks for the advice.
NO. VETO. BAD PLAN. DON'T DO THIS AT ALL.0 -
I'm going to ask you to have a seat. I can tell you are beta too. Please do not talk to me if you are a forever alone virgin like OPI did not read this whole thread other than OP. I registered just to let you know that hate is a strong word and I HATE you!
You are a man there is no such thing as love at first sight! got to be kidding me! If you like a girl, go up to her and make the move. Forget these feminist crying rape this rape that. Society has made you extremely beta. Grow some balls!
Weird that you weren't a member of this site and you were reading this thread.
What were you google searching that coincidentally lead you to this?
Or are we all going to pretend like we don't know a sock puppet when we see one?0 -
OP - you don't sound obsessive AT ALL. Keep doing what you're doing, player. I see great things in your future.
You must be his dad.0 -
Also Twilight is one of the most psychologically profound reflections of the human condition in the last decade. Mixed in with the plot and story there are strikingly accurate renderings of IRL biological drives that drive women to attraction.
Its very accurate and primal and is a masterstroke of writing. So enough with the snarky pop culture comments too, its just comes across as low-brow.
You probably don't even realize the allegorical nature of the Joker in cohesion with the thesis I am talking about which is that biology and chaos always prevails.
Even the joker was a manifestation of Chaos and the Dark Knight along with No Country for Old Men a realization that nothing means anything and everything is chaos. And the reactionary anti-tudes to Twilight is a fear of that chaos. The unleashing of our primal instincts, empowered by the internet, christened by youth, and with all the power and knowledge of the universe, coming at you to destroy you, to destroy ourselves.
So maybe you SHOULD be more serious because you're only in love and young for a short time. Its as serious as life and death.
....don't compare The Dark Knight to Twilight..... just don't!
Don't make me weave in the 2013 Miley Cyrus into this...0 -
I am a little creeped out by this.
I would start by not telling her what you put here and just ask if she wants to go out this weekend. And for the love of god do NOT throw her in your basement. That may come off as a little overly obsessed.
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OP - you don't sound obsessive AT ALL. Keep doing what you're doing, player. I see great things in your future.
Why did you put a comma before "player" like that?
You are one cheeky fellow you know that m8???0 -
I'm going to ask you to have a seat. I can tell you are beta too. Please do not talk to me if you are a forever alone virgin like OPI did not read this whole thread other than OP. I registered just to let you know that hate is a strong word and I HATE you!
You are a man there is no such thing as love at first sight! got to be kidding me! If you like a girl, go up to her and make the move. Forget these feminist crying rape this rape that. Society has made you extremely beta. Grow some balls!
Weird that you weren't a member of this site and you were reading this thread.
What were you google searching that coincidentally lead you to this?
Or are we all going to pretend like we don't know a sock puppet when we see one?
So you don't care to address any of my questions? You might as well at least admit that you're a sock puppet rather than pretending like you didn't just get conclusively and definitively called out.
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Weird that you weren't a member of this site and you were reading this thread.
What were you google searching that coincidentally lead you to this?
Or are we all going to pretend like we don't know a sock puppet when we see one?
not to defend a potential troll buy I lurked this site way before I became active.0 -
Sigh....now Im getting trolled by randoms..well I have last period in 15 mins...Ill see what happens.
You'll be fine! Seriously! Take a deep breath, be confident, and just start with a hello.0 -
i felt like this when i met mia_ragazza......it faded quickly0
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D'awwhhhh-that was beautiful lolUgh I should have known better than to post on some online forum. You guys just don't get it. Before I met her, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason... and then she shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When she was gone though, the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything..0
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