I think I'm in love.

I am a little creeped out by this.

I would start by not telling her what you put here and just ask if she wants to go out this weekend. And for the love of god do NOT throw her in your basement. That may come off as a little overly obsessed.

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Ugh I should have known better than to post on some online forum. You guys just don't get it. Before I met her, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason... and then she shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When she was gone though, the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything..

She puts the lotion in the basket!!!!

for the record....I felt the same way about Banana Pudding. It took me forever to get over it. But, it will pass.

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I beginning to think scumbag and nutellabrah are in this together....just sitting back and laughing at all the responses they are getting.

Hummm very interesting

First dates in a bar environment with alcohol are better options than many other types of first dates.