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    • Posts: 1,597 Member
      Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

      WTF?
    • Posts: 561
      Why did the chicken cross the road?
    • Posts: 1,893 Member
      show previous quotes

      WTF?


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    • Posts: 4,696 Member
      Why are they called hamburgers not beef burgers?
    • Posts: 2,199 Member
      What does, "I'm done," really mean. Everyone says it on TV, but then, they're not done.

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    • Posts: 910 Member
      Where do all the missing socks go?
    • Posts: 910 Member
      What am I?
    • Posts: 18,937 Member
      Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They are gonna see you without your clothes on anyway.
    • Posts: 195 Member
      Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

      THIS
      :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,547 Member
      Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
      What am I?

      Half fox half bean?
    • Posts: 1,547 Member
      Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
    • Posts: 1,547 Member
      Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
      Can I yell MOVIE in a crowded firehouse?
    • Posts: 1,547 Member
      Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
    • Posts: 1,547 Member
      Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
    • Posts: 1,547 Member
      How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
    • Posts: 524 Member
      Why do the pens at the bank never work? Is it because they are tied down and lose the will to write?

      Why is it that one encounters every single red light when they are running late for an appointment?
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
      How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
    • Posts: 910 Member
      Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

      To screw you with extended overdraft fees and get more money from the fee's duh:wink:
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
      How come wrong numbers are never busy?
    • Posts: 1,547 Member
      Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
      How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?
    • Posts: 465 Member
      If the No. 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still number 2?


      How do you throw away a trash can?
    • Posts: 1,547 Member
      Last one form me:

      Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
    • Posts: 910 Member
      How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

      Dear reader,

      Because you are not concentrating fully on the road so instinctively you turn the radio down so you can use your other senses better

      Sincerely, Bean
    • Posts: 910 Member
      These are cracking me up.
    • Posts: 2,554 Member
      Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
    • Posts: 69 Member
      This one is exclusive to the ladies; i ask my girlfriend this all the time.

      Does opening your mouth REEEAALLY help you when putting on your mascara in the mirror?
    • Posts: 1,275 Member
      What do you park in a driveway and drive through a parkway?
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