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    Life's Unanswered Questions - Add Yours

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      I have no idea what I just read, but I approve!

      Thanks, I just spit out my water
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
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      ^^^^ this or Why must everyone look straight or not move or speak when passing a cop

      Why is everything bigger in Texas? :love: :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 2,227 Member
      Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
      Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
    • Posts: 2,131 Member
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      You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

      OMG LMAO. :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
      Why do you have to 'put your two cents in', but it's only 'a penny for your thoughts'? Where does that extra penny go?
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
      Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same tune?
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
      Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
      If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
    • Posts: 2,516 Member
      What makes a bunch of coconuts lovely?

      Because there they were all standing in a row. Twee da lee dee! :wink:
    • Posts: 2,516 Member
      If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?

      SO MUCH WiN!!! :drinker:
    • Posts: 1,951 Member
      Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same tune?
      Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

      Well played sir, well played!
    • Posts: 2,516 Member
      Why do you have to 'put your two cents in', but it's only 'a penny for your thoughts'? Where does that extra penny go?

      Taxes!
    • Posts: 1,438 Member
      How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
    • Posts: 9,097 Member
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      You can't take away my Big Papi. :tongue:
      Perhaps Big Papi needs to learn how to pitch...how much would yah love um then?
    • Posts: 270 Member
      Wasps. Why do we have wasps?
    • Posts: 1,951 Member
      How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

      7 I am pretty sure it's 7
    • Posts: 1,438 Member
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      7 I am pretty sure it's 7

      did you find that answer blowing in the wind? :smile:
    • Posts: 318 Member
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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      LOVE this, but no, my momma just still washed my mouth out with soap. :P
    • Posts: 125
      Why is it so easy to gain weight but so hard to lose?
    • Posts: 125
      Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

      I totally did too! Hahaha
    • Posts: 126 Member
      Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

      +1
      Are you a 4chinner? :)
    • Posts: 60
      Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

      I'm glad I've had a bottle of vino now.. everything makes sense! Just google it ;)
    • Posts: 101 Member
      Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


      Why do people drop out of school?
    • Posts: 358
      How does a man who drives a snow plow get to his work in the morning?

      How does Teflon stick to the pan if nothing sticks to Teflon?.....that one can keep me awake for days!!!
    • Posts: 171 Member
      what can I do to make sure I am the bf that I want to be and should be to a very deserving woman?
    • Posts: 646 Member
      Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They are gonna see you without your clothes on anyway.

      I know, right?! Gotta love the pretense.
    • Posts: 2,554 Member
      Women... Maybe they are not for us men to understand because if we did our heads would explode! ( I will never stop trying anyway!) :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 101 Member
      what can I do to make sure I am the bf that I want to be and should be to a very deserving woman?

      Just do what is right and make her feel like she is the most beautiful girl in the world!
    • Posts: 69
      Why can spy satellites get detailed pictures of every blade of grass in your yard and your license plate on a car but security cameras in stores and banks look like they're smeared with Vaseline when they put the suspect's picture on the news asking if anyone has seen him or her?
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      Why 42?
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