what stupid things have done while drunk???
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Lots of things that I probably shouldn't admit.
One time we were trying to sneak into a friend of a friend's house. (Yes, we could have walked in through the front door. No, that thought did not occur to us). All the windows on the first floor were locked, so one of my guy friends picked me up and another girl so we could go in through the second floor window. We were successful! Only it wasn't the right house. Oops?
I have been leaving my bedroom window open for years hoping this would happen, but still no hot female visitors :sad:0 -
I plead the 5th .... seriously haha0
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I forgot her name.0
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Came out as bi to a room filled with strangers. Hmmmm
A threesome with 2 fat guys who didn't know what they were doing
Drove a late model Audi at 260km an hour...oh dear0 -
Waking up in a different state and not knowing how you go there, among other things. Quite a wild child for about ten months...0
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Nada...
Make fun of me for that all you want, but I've never in my life done anything stupid under the influence of alcohol or any other drug.0 -
Lots of things that I probably shouldn't admit.
One time we were trying to sneak into a friend of a friend's house. (Yes, we could have walked in through the front door. No, that thought did not occur to us). All the windows on the first floor were locked, so one of my guy friends picked me up and another girl so we could go in through the second floor window. We were successful! Only it wasn't the right house. Oops?
I have been leaving my bedroom window open for years hoping this would happen, but still no hot female visitors :sad:
Step 1. Move to a college town
Step 2. Wait for a Thursday/Friday/Saturday night
Step 3. Leave window open
Step 4. Success!
Seriously though. One of my friends is notorious for sneaking into houses to pee when she's drunk. It happens a lot.0 -
yo mamma0
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This makes me want to drink.0
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Lots of things that I probably shouldn't admit.
One time we were trying to sneak into a friend of a friend's house. (Yes, we could have walked in through the front door. No, that thought did not occur to us). All the windows on the first floor were locked, so one of my guy friends picked me up and another girl so we could go in through the second floor window. We were successful! Only it wasn't the right house. Oops?
I have been leaving my bedroom window open for years hoping this would happen, but still no hot female visitors :sad:
Step 1. Move to a college town
Step 2. Wait for a Thursday/Friday/Saturday night
Step 3. Leave window open
Step 4. Success!
Seriously though. One of my friends is notorious for sneaking into houses to pee when she's drunk. It happens a lot.
Any recommendations for college towns?0 -
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Hmm..not sure if it counts considering I tried to do the right thing but woke up somewhere completely different than where I originally asked to be taken. I was a teenager at the time, had a few sips of Hot Damn, and I didn't sleep for 24 hours, and somehow I got really drunk and dizzy so I had my friend I was with, call my best friend and her boyfriend for me. I remember getting into the truck, and being placed into my best friends bedroom. This was daytime might I add. I woke up at night, in the backseat of a friend's truck, with my friends telling me my purse got stolen (it had my new camera in it with a photo of my friend mooning the camera to a no dumping sign haha). Apparently they carried me out of my "safe" spot and took me along as they partied more and I think stealing chicken from a store happened. Maybe I should have called my parents? Haha.
I've done much worse involving other substances though...I was one crazy teenager!0 -
I tried to sort laundry... And in particular, little kids' socks. It was like... Mensa.
Very challenging. But I pushed through.
Emerged victorious and properly sorted on the other side.
Just ask my FL... They heard all about it!
I know. I'm an animal!0 -
I am a former Navy submariner....'Nuff said.0
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I tried to sort laundry... And in particular, little kids' socks. It was like... Mensa.
Very challenging. But I pushed through.
Emerged victorious and properly sorted on the other side.
Just ask my FL... They heard all about it!
I know. I'm an animal!
Hahaha, nice. I gave up on that one, I just put little socks in a tiny bin. Mismatch away!0 -
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Hmm..not sure if it counts considering I tried to do the right thing but woke up somewhere completely different than where I originally asked to be taken. I was a teenager at the time, had a few sips of Hot Damn, and I didn't sleep for 24 hours, and somehow I got really drunk and dizzy so I had my friend I was with, call my best friend and her boyfriend for me. I remember getting into the truck, and being placed into my best friends bedroom. This was daytime might I add. I woke up at night, in the backseat of a friend's truck, with my friends telling me my purse got stolen (it had my new camera in it with a photo of my friend mooning the camera to a no dumping sign haha). Apparently they carried me out of my "safe" spot and took me along as they partied more and I think stealing chicken from a store happened. Maybe I should have called my parents? Haha.
I've done much worse involving other substances though...I was one crazy teenager!
that's actually creepy that they brought you along when you were passed out O_o
I wasn't too happy about it. We were teenagers, so I guess my best friend at the time wanted to go out and have fun but didn't want to leave me alone in her room, but leaving me alone in a truck was better? So much worse could have happened.
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Drove myself to the bar to hang out with friends, but got to drunk and couldn't drive home. Saw my friend talking to a guy she kept telling him it was so good to see him because she hadn't seen him in so long. He mentioned he had a pierced penis and I reached down and grabbed his ......just to check:noway: Don't remember much after that. Woke up in a strange place with this man. He asked if I wanted to go to breakfast and I had to ask who he was and where I was. No worries it turns out Larry had just gotten out of Maximum security prison. It's ok though. I ended up dating his roommate Jesse James- no really, who turned out to have also been his cellmate. After that I had a new rule-never ever go home with someone you don't know.
Also kissed the hand of a fake pope. My nickname is Catholic Katie. It was hard to resist.
As a side note. I was on the floor because I was too drunk to stand up.
And apparently licked whipped cream off of friends on the floor of the bar while random men watched and um I'm not sure what he's doing.
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I kiss girls when I'm drunk0
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Drove myself to the bar to hang out with friends, but got to drunk and couldn't drive home. Saw my friend talking to a guy she kept telling him it was so good to see him because she hadn't seen him in so long. He mentioned he had a pierced penis and I reached down and grabbed his ......just to check:noway: Don't remember much after that. Woke up in a strange place with this man. He asked if I wanted to go to breakfast and I had to ask who he was and where I was. No worries it turns out Larry had just gotten out of Maximum security prison. It's ok though. I ended up dating his roommate Jesse James- no really, who turned out to have also been his cellmate. After that I had a new rule-never ever go home with someone you don't know.
Also kissed the hand of a fake pope. My nickname is Catholic Katie. It was hard to resist. As a side note. I was on the floor because I was too drunk to stand up.
And apparently licked whipped cream off of friends on the floor of the bar while random men watched and um I'm not sure what he's doing.
you win
Aww thanks. lol. I think mine is pretty tame compared to most, but I wanted to contribute. 0 -
hooked up with this girl in a ditch during a thunderstorm .....wait no that was not stupid at all
ummm I got a tattoo while incredibly high out of my mind on a couple illegal drugs that was pretty dumb0 -
Oh man...where do I even begin!?
Come hither, kids. This is the tale of a lifetime0 -
Back in college, I drank three travel mugs of Canadian Mist whiskey and Diet Coke, then ate greasy food at a tailgate. Later that night, I walked through the Berry Events Center door to attend a Northern Michigan University hockey game.... where I then puked, was escorted from the building by NMU public safety, and spent the night on a party bus, snuggled up against a friend's shoulder. Puked a couple more times, and then felt awful for the remainder of the night.0
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When I didn't have a driver's license. I "borrowed" my boss's truck when he was out to sea on another boat. (We didn't get along at all) While at the bar I met a female friend who was really drunk so I offered to drive her home yet I was drunk as well. It was miracle that I didn't get pulled over or damage the truck being that I ALMOST took off a side mirror. Luckily he never found out.0
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Oh man...where do I even begin!?
Come hither, kids. This is the tale of a lifetime
Babe, I am sure you got nothin on my stories. haha0 -
Me and 4 friends carried peoples cars all over my college parking lot, then got lucky on a guard rail outside of a bar. The cat calls were hilarious.0
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Where do I even begin??? I'll go the most recent escapade, so recently ventured to the pub with mates for a few cold ones and to check out the strippers that were on, this turned into a few to many, then way to many. So I was on my way to the bathroom when I noticed the door to the change room was open! So I made the intelligent decision to "change into something more comfortable" then proceeded to run back thru the pub, up on top of the bar, out the front door and thru the drive thru. Most thought it was a hoot (some of the ladies didn't want it to end) but the pub owner wasn't so pleased and gave me a lifetime ban!
So there's one tho I have done more stupid things whilst drunk than I can remember.0 -
slept in one bed with a 17 year old guy from Hong Kong and my best friend (a 26 year old girl).
got erotic massage from a 65 year old prophet in Thailand
passed out on a sofa in the living room in my underwear and my roommates (3 guys) totally saw me
made out with people fro 17 different countries
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22y/o ...I watched the crow with friends while inebriated.
Rummaging through drawers for something. Got a hold of shoe glue. Read on label.......flammable.
Cool.
Walked outside and drew giant crow on ground in said shoe glue.
Lit it on fire.
Awesome.0
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