what stupid things have done while drunk???

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  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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    Hmm..not sure if it counts considering I tried to do the right thing but woke up somewhere completely different than where I originally asked to be taken. I was a teenager at the time, had a few sips of Hot Damn, and I didn't sleep for 24 hours, and somehow I got really drunk and dizzy so I had my friend I was with, call my best friend and her boyfriend for me. I remember getting into the truck, and being placed into my best friends bedroom. This was daytime might I add. I woke up at night, in the backseat of a friend's truck, with my friends telling me my purse got stolen (it had my new camera in it with a photo of my friend mooning the camera to a no dumping sign haha). Apparently they carried me out of my "safe" spot and took me along as they partied more and I think stealing chicken from a store happened. Maybe I should have called my parents? Haha.


    I've done much worse involving other substances though...I was one crazy teenager!
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    I tried to sort laundry... And in particular, little kids' socks. It was like... Mensa.

    Very challenging. But I pushed through.
    Emerged victorious and properly sorted on the other side.


    Just ask my FL... They heard all about it!

    I know. I'm an animal!
  • mjbowman821
    mjbowman821 Posts: 66 Member
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    I am a former Navy submariner....'Nuff said.
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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    I tried to sort laundry... And in particular, little kids' socks. It was like... Mensa.

    Very challenging. But I pushed through.
    Emerged victorious and properly sorted on the other side.


    Just ask my FL... They heard all about it!

    I know. I'm an animal!

    Hahaha, nice. I gave up on that one, I just put little socks in a tiny bin. Mismatch away!
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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    Hmm..not sure if it counts considering I tried to do the right thing but woke up somewhere completely different than where I originally asked to be taken. I was a teenager at the time, had a few sips of Hot Damn, and I didn't sleep for 24 hours, and somehow I got really drunk and dizzy so I had my friend I was with, call my best friend and her boyfriend for me. I remember getting into the truck, and being placed into my best friends bedroom. This was daytime might I add. I woke up at night, in the backseat of a friend's truck, with my friends telling me my purse got stolen (it had my new camera in it with a photo of my friend mooning the camera to a no dumping sign haha). Apparently they carried me out of my "safe" spot and took me along as they partied more and I think stealing chicken from a store happened. Maybe I should have called my parents? Haha.


    I've done much worse involving other substances though...I was one crazy teenager!

    that's actually creepy that they brought you along when you were passed out O_o

    I wasn't too happy about it. We were teenagers, so I guess my best friend at the time wanted to go out and have fun but didn't want to leave me alone in her room, but leaving me alone in a truck was better? So much worse could have happened. :angry:
  • Sweetnothing78
    Sweetnothing78 Posts: 86 Member
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    Drove myself to the bar to hang out with friends, but got to drunk and couldn't drive home. Saw my friend talking to a guy she kept telling him it was so good to see him because she hadn't seen him in so long. He mentioned he had a pierced penis and I reached down and grabbed his ......just to check:noway: Don't remember much after that. Woke up in a strange place with this man. He asked if I wanted to go to breakfast and I had to ask who he was and where I was. No worries it turns out Larry had just gotten out of Maximum security prison. It's ok though. I ended up dating his roommate Jesse James- no really, who turned out to have also been his cellmate. After that I had a new rule-never ever go home with someone you don't know.

    Also kissed the hand of a fake pope. My nickname is Catholic Katie. It was hard to resist. 2dwi8tv.jpg As a side note. I was on the floor because I was too drunk to stand up.

    And apparently licked whipped cream off of friends on the floor of the bar while random men watched and um I'm not sure what he's doing. ogmbr8.jpg

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  • kayla_who
    kayla_who Posts: 540 Member
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    I kiss girls when I'm drunk
  • Sweetnothing78
    Sweetnothing78 Posts: 86 Member
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    Drove myself to the bar to hang out with friends, but got to drunk and couldn't drive home. Saw my friend talking to a guy she kept telling him it was so good to see him because she hadn't seen him in so long. He mentioned he had a pierced penis and I reached down and grabbed his ......just to check:noway: Don't remember much after that. Woke up in a strange place with this man. He asked if I wanted to go to breakfast and I had to ask who he was and where I was. No worries it turns out Larry had just gotten out of Maximum security prison. It's ok though. I ended up dating his roommate Jesse James- no really, who turned out to have also been his cellmate. After that I had a new rule-never ever go home with someone you don't know.

    Also kissed the hand of a fake pope. My nickname is Catholic Katie. It was hard to resist. 2dwi8tv.jpg As a side note. I was on the floor because I was too drunk to stand up.

    And apparently licked whipped cream off of friends on the floor of the bar while random men watched and um I'm not sure what he's doing. ogmbr8.jpg

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    you win

    :heart: Aww thanks. lol. I think mine is pretty tame compared to most, but I wanted to contribute.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    hooked up with this girl in a ditch during a thunderstorm .....wait no that was not stupid at all

    ummm I got a tattoo while incredibly high out of my mind on a couple illegal drugs that was pretty dumb
  • rickyll
    rickyll Posts: 188 Member
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    Oh man...where do I even begin!?
    Come hither, kids. This is the tale of a lifetime
  • bobcooks920
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    Back in college, I drank three travel mugs of Canadian Mist whiskey and Diet Coke, then ate greasy food at a tailgate. Later that night, I walked through the Berry Events Center door to attend a Northern Michigan University hockey game.... where I then puked, was escorted from the building by NMU public safety, and spent the night on a party bus, snuggled up against a friend's shoulder. Puked a couple more times, and then felt awful for the remainder of the night.
  • mjbowman821
    mjbowman821 Posts: 66 Member
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    When I didn't have a driver's license. I "borrowed" my boss's truck when he was out to sea on another boat. (We didn't get along at all) While at the bar I met a female friend who was really drunk so I offered to drive her home yet I was drunk as well. It was miracle that I didn't get pulled over or damage the truck being that I ALMOST took off a side mirror. Luckily he never found out.
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
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    Oh man...where do I even begin!?
    Come hither, kids. This is the tale of a lifetime

    Babe, I am sure you got nothin on my stories. haha
  • TheBadToe
    TheBadToe Posts: 246 Member
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    Me and 4 friends carried peoples cars all over my college parking lot, then got lucky on a guard rail outside of a bar. The cat calls were hilarious.
  • iamwilso
    iamwilso Posts: 1,955 Member
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    Where do I even begin??? I'll go the most recent escapade, so recently ventured to the pub with mates for a few cold ones and to check out the strippers that were on, this turned into a few to many, then way to many. So I was on my way to the bathroom when I noticed the door to the change room was open! So I made the intelligent decision to "change into something more comfortable" then proceeded to run back thru the pub, up on top of the bar, out the front door and thru the drive thru. Most thought it was a hoot (some of the ladies didn't want it to end) but the pub owner wasn't so pleased and gave me a lifetime ban!

    So there's one tho I have done more stupid things whilst drunk than I can remember.
  • FoodFitnessTravel
    FoodFitnessTravel Posts: 294 Member
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    slept in one bed with a 17 year old guy from Hong Kong and my best friend (a 26 year old girl).
    got erotic massage from a 65 year old prophet in Thailand
    passed out on a sofa in the living room in my underwear and my roommates (3 guys) totally saw me
    made out with people fro 17 different countries

    /facepalm/
  • FlyThisKite
    FlyThisKite Posts: 183 Member
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    22y/o ...I watched the crow with friends while inebriated.

    Rummaging through drawers for something. Got a hold of shoe glue. Read on label.......flammable.

    Cool.

    Walked outside and drew giant crow on ground in said shoe glue.

    Lit it on fire.

    Awesome.