The "Mediocre" Woman
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So, so far we got boobs, bacon, and what else?
bacon, boobs, enjoys sex.
I think that's pretty much it. the rest is gravy.
In for gravy
What if I don't enjoy sex?
We dudes don't last long enough to notice anyway.
True story
I have been nicknamed the energizer bunny by a few exs
I'm sure you have been bro. With you it is either too fast or not at all.0 -
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I aim for it all the time however, i am wise enough now to know that i will just have to settle for being my own kind of model. From where i started to where i am now is a huge difference and i am better than i have ever been. So i will never give up trying to get a better body but i am always satisfied that i am doing the best i can with what i got and be my own version of Beautiful.0
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In for the bacon eating beer drinking mediocre women0
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Medicare here, stretch marks, boobs don't look how I would like them to look, and a little extra curves ie chunky in some areas lol0
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I'm feeling more at home with each post I read.
I am learning to love my tiger stripes or zebra, your choice really...I hate when I know more about vehicles than guys (happens way more than I would like). I refuse to drive an automatic and plan on buying my own motorcycle as soon as I'm no longer a broke graduate student. I can't handle fruity girl drinks. My mother has given up on trying to make me speak like a lady, I was always a daddy's girl and adopted the speech patterns of guys that work in machine shops with no women around (really hard to curb when working with children).
Models don't seem like they are much fun, can't eat bacon and beer is too high in calories for them to even consider. I'm ok with mediocre if it means I get to live a full life and don't have to suffer in a push up bra from now until eternity.0 -
Stretch marks, boobs that are lower than in my 20's but still okay to look at, big booty even when skinnier. Love to cuss, drink, fight, sometimes in that order. Karaoke Queen. Love to drive fast cars and big trucks!0
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I'm ok with mediocre if it means I get to live a full life and don't have to suffer in a push up bra from now until eternity.
Models are overrated and I have no interest in looking like one, as others have said, I strive to be the best me that I can. That said, I will still torture myself pushing those puppies up and I will keep them that way to my grave. XD0 -
Love to cuss, drink, fight, sometimes in that order.
All 3 here, and I got my mouth from my mother. :drinker:0 -
I'm out on the cardboardaux. I don't like purses. They annoy me. I much prefer a wallet or money clip, but if I MUST carry more with me, I take along my old backpack style diaper bag that I call my survival kit. You know, in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I take that **** very seriously.0
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Stretch marks, boobs that are lower than in my 20's but still okay to look at, big booty even when skinnier. Love to cuss, drink, fight, sometimes in that order. Karaoke Queen. Love to drive fast cars and big trucks!
Ummm... I think we are twins
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*raises hand*0
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I'm 5'2, 34 years old and will weigh 160 at goal (hopefully)!! Planning on having some awesome loose skin at
that time too!!!! Go me!!!! 0 -
I'm ok with mediocre if it means I get to live a full life and don't have to suffer in a push up bra from now until eternity.
Models are overrated and I have no interest in looking like one, as others have said, I strive to be the best me that I can. That said, I will still torture myself pushing those puppies up and I will keep them that way to my grave. XD
Whenever I try on a push-up bra, they just spill over the top
I guess I need a bigger bra?! But honestly, I am okay with never wearing a push up :laugh: 0 -
Stretch marks, boobs that are lower than in my 20's but still okay to look at, big booty even when skinnier. Love to cuss, drink, fight, sometimes in that order. Karaoke Queen. Love to drive fast cars and big trucks!
Ummm... I think we are twins
Wait...triplets... I'm the 3rd wheel...I can't sing a lick, but get me drunk and i swear I think I'm going to get that Golden Ticket...Ohhh and I've pretty much given up holding my farts in til I bust a gut...0 -
I'm out on the cardboardaux. I don't like purses. They annoy me. I much prefer a wallet or money clip, but if I MUST carry more with me, I take along my old backpack style diaper bag that I call my survival kit. You know, in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I take that **** very seriously.
Where were you all my life?? You're gonna be my zombie apocalypse survival buddy! We'll annihilate the suckers, and get bacon, booze, sammiches, and all the remaining Earthly men as reward! :laugh:0 -
Yep. Stretch marked from armpits to knees, cellulite everywhere, c-section scar (bonus: can't even see the scar because a flap of stomach covers it), boobs down to my belly button. But still kinda hoping I have a decently-shaped body under all this, and that I will be able to find it.0
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In for the bacon eating beer drinking mediocre women
<sigh> I don't even fit in with the mediocre women. I don't drink and I don't eat/cook/buy bacon (or any other meat). I adopted my kid, so I don't have a c-section scar or loads of pregnancy stretch marks... I do have boobs though, so I guess I fit that part of the description. I also have hips. And I make GREAT bagel sammiches...0 -
I'm 5'2, 34 years old and will weigh 160 at goal (hopefully)!! Planning on having some awesome loose skin at
that time too!!!! Go me!!!!
When i've got that, i'm gonna flaunt it for bikini season!0 -
because...Jell-O...How YOU doin'?0
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I'm ok with mediocre if it means I get to live a full life and don't have to suffer in a push up bra from now until eternity.
Models are overrated and I have no interest in looking like one, as others have said, I strive to be the best me that I can. That said, I will still torture myself pushing those puppies up and I will keep them that way to my grave. XD
Whenever I try on a push-up bra, they just spill over the top I guess I need a bigger bra?! But honestly, I am okay with never wearing a push up :laugh:
I do have that problem. I fall out of my shirts a lot. >.< and yes, need bigger bras. Getting saggier is deceiving when you're losing weight. I thought I had dropped a size there but I hadn't, so I bought the wrong ones. Whoever wrote about shoe twirling, these tits had similar plans and I swear I wasn't in on it.0 -
Ohhh and I've pretty much given up holding my farts in til I bust a gut...
SO GLAD TO KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!
...I Am Legend... >.>0 -
I'm out on the cardboardaux. I don't like purses. They annoy me. I much prefer a wallet or money clip, but if I MUST carry more with me, I take along my old backpack style diaper bag that I call my survival kit. You know, in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I take that **** very seriously.
Where were you all my life?? You're gonna be my zombie apocalypse survival buddy! We'll annihilate the suckers, and get bacon, booze, sammiches, and all the remaining Earthly men as reward! :laugh:
When the apocalypse happens, I'm going to start a tribe of women, and collect many boy toys for the lot of us. I get first dibs.0 -
Bacon should be it's own food group. I'm in.0
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Yes, yes it should. It should be the one you're required to eat more than anything else.0
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I'm out on the cardboardaux. I don't like purses. They annoy me. I much prefer a wallet or money clip, but if I MUST carry more with me, I take along my old backpack style diaper bag that I call my survival kit. You know, in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I take that **** very seriously.
WTF is cardboardaux?0 -
Anyone in for some purse-shaped cardbordeaux?
That thing0 -
when I used to play ice hockey I got a lot of penalty minutes for things like roughing and unsportsmanlike conduct and stuff. Well this one time the announcer called my penalty as "roughing and unladylike conduct" (because he thought that he was supposed to translate all ice hockey terms containing the word "man" into female equivalents, with occasionally hilarious results)
So, does that mean that all my other penalties for roughing and unsportsmanlike conduct or cross checking or boarding people I was being ladylike? :flowerforyou:0 -
Anyone in for some purse-shaped cardbordeaux?
That thing
oh. interesting. Maybe I've been in the Gulf too long :laugh:0 -
when I used to play ice hockey I got a lot of penalty minutes for things like roughing and unsportsmanlike conduct and stuff. Well this one time the announcer called my penalty as "roughing and unladylike conduct" (because he thought that he was supposed to translate all ice hockey terms containing the word "man" into female equivalents, with occasionally hilarious results)
So, does that mean that all my other penalties for roughing and unsportsmanlike conduct or cross checking or boarding people I was being ladylike? :flowerforyou:
Welcome home!0
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