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    The "Mediocre" Woman

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    • Posts: 1,364 Member
      I am in for the guns, I like guns.
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      And far too many men think they are special but are really mediocre :tongue:
      Love it!
    • Posts: 2,882 Member
      Like GUNS? Or guns????? lol
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
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      Love it!

      I sense mediocrity
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      I'm out on the cardboardaux. I don't like purses. They annoy me. I much prefer a wallet or money clip, but if I MUST carry more with me, I take along my old backpack style diaper bag that I call my survival kit. You know, in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I take that **** very seriously.
      I don't like purses either.. I keep everything I can in my pocket.. OR.. Keep stuff inside my cellphone case.
      Obviously if it doesn't fit, there's no need to bring it with me.
    • Posts: 3,731 Member
      I have only had a manicure/pedicure once in my life and I hated it so much that you couldn't pay me to do it again.

      I would much rather shop for art supplies or books or fishing gear than shoes.

      My boyfriend has more skin products than I do. In all fairness, he has psoriasis, but still.

      I am completely unapologetic about these things. Attempting to make me more conventionally lady-like will only get you my disdain.
    • Posts: 1,053 Member
      Stretch marks, cellulite (my legs look like I've been repeatedly beaten with bags filled with coins), more facial hair than any man I've ever dated.

      Well, I'm not even sure I'm mediocre anymore. :frown:
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      Stretch marks, cellulite (my legs look like I've been repeatedly beaten with bags filled with coins), more facial hair than any man I've ever dated.

      Well, I'm not even sure I'm mediocre anymore. :frown:

      Oh phooey.
    • Posts: 1,036 Member
      I'm out on the cardboardaux. I don't like purses. They annoy me. I much prefer a wallet or money clip, but if I MUST carry more with me, I take along my old backpack style diaper bag that I call my survival kit. You know, in case the zombie apocalypse happens. I take that **** very seriously.

      How dare you not love the cardbordeaux! We can't be friends anymore. I vote you off the mediocre island.

      Just kidding.

      Zombie preparedness is a must! Rule #1 - cardio!
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      <sigh> I don't even fit in with the mediocre women. I don't drink and I don't eat/cook/buy bacon (or any other meat). I adopted my kid, so I don't have a c-section scar or loads of pregnancy stretch marks... I do have boobs though, so I guess I fit that part of the description. I also have hips. And I make GREAT bagel sammiches...

      You had me at bagel sammiches. :love:
    • Posts: 1,036 Member
      Speaking of bacon being a food group...

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      I wish I could say I was the inventor of the term "cardbordeaux", but I am not, though I can't remember where I originally heard it. It is like pronouncing Target "tar-jay". It is a fancy name for a pedestrian item. I mean, you must admit that cardbordeaux sounds so much fancier than wine-in-a-box. Ya know what I'm sayin'?
    • Posts: 323 Member
      Like GUNS? Or guns????? lol

      What he means is, guns, or firearms? But I haven't seen many guns in this thread >.>
    • Posts: 323 Member
      Stretch marks, cellulite (my legs look like I've been repeatedly beaten with bags filled with coins), more facial hair than any man I've ever dated.

      Well, I'm not even sure I'm mediocre anymore. :frown:

      Don't feel bad, I'm rockin the sideburns. ;)
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      How dare you not love the cardbordeaux! We can't be friends anymore. I vote you off the mediocre island.

      Just kidding.

      Zombie preparedness is a must! Rule #1 - cardio!

      I made "mediocre" island! Voting me off my own island is like Steve Jobs being kicked out of his own company! And damn right you'll remember zombie preparedness if you want in on my loot. ;)
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