Women... Do's n Don'ts of men approaching you!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!

-slaps upside head-
BADDD!!!

Worst: honking a car horn or yelling "hey!" from afar. :noway:

Agreed. Not only is it rude, but very irritating.

Had a guy pick me up for a date one time at my house and he honked the horn to try to get me to come outside, instead of walking to the door.
Also rude

Should have made his *kitten* wait!! >.< lol

Should have flipped him off, shut the porch light off, and locked the door.

"Hey gurl, you got Kik?"

Worst: honking a car horn or yelling "hey!" from afar. :noway:

Agreed. Not only is it rude, but very irritating.

Had a guy pick me up for a date one time at my house and he honked the horn to try to get me to come outside, instead of walking to the door.
Also rude

Should have made his *kitten* wait!! >.< lol

Agree, 100%. If someone is too lazy to walk to the damn door it's showing disrespect on so many levels. To you, it's saying your not worth the ten seconds it would take.. to your neighbors it's saying that there is an *kitten* parked outside. I wouldn't have come out and probably wouldn't have answered the door when they eventually came a'knockin

Hahaha and that's exactly why I said to make him wait. Someone did that to my mother on a date, she asked me "is that him out there?" I told her "nah, just some *kitten*". Sure enough, he came knocking.

It's very rude, regardless of gender imho.
If a woman does it to a man and she's picking him up, I still feel it would be rude to just honk.
Take your time to be polite, unless you've both agreed beforehand (and are pressed for time) that x event is going to happen at x time down the timeline.

Best: make eye contact but not creepy, starey eyes
Worst: have a conversation with my breasts

Unless he's hot...then he can talk to them all he wants...wait, wat?

But what if your boobs are the most interesting part of your personality?

I'm actually the worst at approaching women. I'm really polite but I'm awful at making conversation. The best I have is a polite "Hello, how are you doing today?" and then it is awkward silence from there.

That's when you should play the stare game. If you can get a giggle out of her, you're in.

I'm not nearly charming and good looking enough to pull that off. I'd end up maced or a stranger would intervene on her behalf.

LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

Worst: honking a car horn or yelling "hey!" from afar. :noway:

Agreed. Not only is it rude, but very irritating.

Had a guy pick me up for a date one time at my house and he honked the horn to try to get me to come outside, instead of walking to the door.
Also rude

Should have made his *kitten* wait!! >.< lol

Agree, 100%. If someone is too lazy to walk to the damn door it's showing disrespect on so many levels. To you, it's saying your not worth the ten seconds it would take.. to your neighbors it's saying that there is an *kitten* parked outside. I wouldn't have come out and probably wouldn't have answered the door when they eventually came a'knockin

Hahaha and that's exactly why I said to make him wait. Someone did that to my mother on a date, she asked me "is that him out there?" I told her "nah, just some *kitten*". Sure enough, he came knocking.

It's very rude, regardless of gender imho.
If a woman does it to a man and she's picking him up, I still feel it would be rude to just honk.
Take your time to be polite, unless you've both agreed beforehand (and are pressed for time) that x event is going to happen at x time down the timeline.

Hilarious. Actually I did make him wait. It took about 5 mins for him to realize that I wasn't coming outside to a Beep Beep. Date was very quick and I never returned his calls.

Worst: honking a car horn or yelling "hey!" from afar. :noway:

Agreed. Not only is it rude, but very irritating.

Had a guy pick me up for a date one time at my house and he honked the horn to try to get me to come outside, instead of walking to the door.
Also rude

Should have made his *kitten* wait!! >.< lol

Agree, 100%. If someone is too lazy to walk to the damn door it's showing disrespect on so many levels. To you, it's saying your not worth the ten seconds it would take.. to your neighbors it's saying that there is an *kitten* parked outside. I wouldn't have come out and probably wouldn't have answered the door when they eventually came a'knockin

Hahaha and that's exactly why I said to make him wait. Someone did that to my mother on a date, she asked me "is that him out there?" I told her "nah, just some *kitten*". Sure enough, he came knocking.

It's very rude, regardless of gender imho.
If a woman does it to a man and she's picking him up, I still feel it would be rude to just honk.
Take your time to be polite, unless you've both agreed beforehand (and are pressed for time) that x event is going to happen at x time down the timeline.

Hilarious. Actually I did make him wait. It took about 5 mins for him to realize that I wasn't coming outside to a Beep Beep. Date was very quick and I never returned his calls.

Good!! Totally not worth your time, that one! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.

LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.

Rofl...
Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Best: make eye contact but not creepy, starey eyes
Worst: have a conversation with my breasts

Unless he's hot...then he can talk to them all he wants...wait, wat?

But what if your boobs are the most interesting part of your personality?

They're not. Take my.word for it

If men said to me "Hey! Big-chest lady", I will definitely walk to him, grab his shirt and throw him to the floor

Please show respect :bigsmile:

LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.

Rofl...
Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here.

Not if you just got disarmed

What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!

Taking so many notes from this thread. So apparently running a girl down with my car while she's jogging at night, honking repeatedly while shouting "What's up SugarPants?" is NOT the way to go about things. Who knew?

LOVE: I am a big nerd! So as long as you have a nerdy pickup line.. youve already swept me off my feet lmao.
Worst : when they say DAYUMM or any deuche like things (idk if i spelled tht right lol)

Hey girl, you just Wingardium Leviosa'd me off my feet and Lumos'd my life. My Patronus is you.

Rofl...
Expelliarmus out of here!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yours made no sense. It would be Depulso out of here.

Not if you just got disarmed

What on earth are you disarming?! I wasn't approaching her with a wand!

Oh, guess you weren't very happy to see her. :grumble:

Excuse me while I Obliviate your faux pas from my memory.

So much for no wand.