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The BIG MFP Flirt-down

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  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Say aah!
  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
    Your eyes don't look anywhere near as crazy as my wife's!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    @Iceberg_Simpson: i bet you have really pretty occipital lobes!
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    You're an *kitten*, I'm a zebra. Wanna make some striped *kitten*?
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    The only thing that would make this thread better is I_Like_To_Ride
    Well, well, well. I like to ride, too. *high five*

    yes, yes she does...wait? what?!?
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

    aww thanks.....and I'm not married, my wife is.....
  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
    You remind me of my cousin *swoon*
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    I like my coffee like I like my women...sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
    Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    You must be a sweepstakes, because I want to enter you.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Can I use your thighs as earmuffs??
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    I like my coffee like I like my men...big, hot, and full of cream
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Your going to regret this in the morning
  • jkane1992
    jkane1992 Posts: 259 Member
    Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    My couch pulls out, but I don't...
  • Crateria_
    Crateria_ Posts: 253 Member
    I hope you like seafood
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
    Does this look malignant?
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
    Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • alaskamatteson
    alaskamatteson Posts: 95 Member
    Notice me senpai.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that *kitten*!
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
    Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Do my nuts taste funny?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Just thought I would let you know, today is our negative two year anniversary
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Do you take Visa?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    wanna come back to my place? i've got a nice bottle of chianti and can cook up some fava beans.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime

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