The BIG MFP Flirt-down

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  • Tiki1978
    Tiki1978 Posts: 364
    Do you have 30 seconds? Good, I only need 20.

    lol
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Can you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the world!
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Your clothes would look great crumpled in a heap on Unsolved Mysteries.
  • ooBombshellBeautyoo
    ooBombshellBeautyoo Posts: 232 Member
    I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    I haven't been F*cked like that since elementary school.... Thank you
  • KatieKat1979
    KatieKat1979 Posts: 470 Member
    I like that outfit, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
  • ooBombshellBeautyoo
    ooBombshellBeautyoo Posts: 232 Member
    Hi, I’m Miss Right--I heard you were looking for me.
  • DevSanchez
    DevSanchez Posts: 314 Member
    Do you need a bandaid? You fell from heaven pretty hard!
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Want to go back to my place, have pizza and *kitten*? What? You don't like pizza??
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    Do you need a bandaid? You fell from heaven pretty hard!

    this almost sounds like a backhanded compliment.
  • mjones6599
    mjones6599 Posts: 129
    Hey there! I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • dsm1991
    dsm1991 Posts: 156
    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Hi cutie. Know what this shirt is made out of? Girlfriend material.
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue... my best time? 10 seconds... wanna help me practice? :tongue:
  • dsm1991
    dsm1991 Posts: 156
    I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue... my best time? 10 seconds... wanna help me practice? :tongue:

    u have nice eyes
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.
  • dsm1991
    dsm1991 Posts: 156
    coming over now
  • mjones6599
    mjones6599 Posts: 129
    Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    If your alphabet went from C to E, I would gladly give you the D.
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Thundercat...Hoooooooe!
    derp? is that you?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Thundercat...Hoooooooe!

    Mister Universe, is that you?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Thundercat...Hoooooooe!

    Iulia, is that you?
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    I love chocolate. May I have a piece?
  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member
    "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"
  • resistance_freak
    resistance_freak Posts: 899
    Wow, you have a beautiful smile! You should do that more often :)
  • metalkim85
    metalkim85 Posts: 72 Member
    Milk really does do the body good.
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    You called for Mr. Right now.....
  • GrnEydGirlie
    GrnEydGirlie Posts: 233
    I've got somethign else you can put in your mouth... gah so dirrrrtty!

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