The BIG MFP Flirt-down
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Do you have 30 seconds? Good, I only need 20.
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Can you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?0
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With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the world!0
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Your clothes would look great crumpled in a heap on Unsolved Mysteries.0
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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.0
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I haven't been F*cked like that since elementary school.... Thank you0
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I like that outfit, it would look better on my bedroom floor.0
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Hi, I’m Miss Right--I heard you were looking for me.0
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Do you need a bandaid? You fell from heaven pretty hard!0
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Want to go back to my place, have pizza and *kitten*? What? You don't like pizza??0
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Do you need a bandaid? You fell from heaven pretty hard!
this almost sounds like a backhanded compliment.0 -
Hey there! I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?0
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Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?0
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Hi cutie. Know what this shirt is made out of? Girlfriend material.0
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I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue... my best time? 10 seconds... wanna help me practice?0
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I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue... my best time? 10 seconds... wanna help me practice?
u have nice eyes0 -
Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.0
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coming over now0
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!0
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If your alphabet went from C to E, I would gladly give you the D.0
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