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    Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      Work week starts again
      Weekend passes to quickly
      Can I call it quits
    • Posts: 14,104 Member
      flamboyant flowers
      succumb to the fading light
      folding in their rage
    • Posts: 16,769 Member
      My innermost thoughts
      Spilled on a sheet of paper
      Like blood from my veins
    • Posts: 722 Member
      anxiously waiting
      nervous anticipating
      he's here and i'm glad
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      Long weekend biking
      My friends are waiting for me
      Will it rain today
    • Posts: 14,104 Member
      Strange thing to cause joy
      My daughter dumped her boyfriend
      Goodbye scrawny twerp!
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      Children make choices
      So sad when they are poor ones
      Finally they learn
    • Posts: 14,104 Member
      Children make choices
      So sad when they are poor ones
      Finally they learn
      Parents give their kids
      Foundation and then let go
      Soar, little bird, soar!!
    • Posts: 106 Member
      3am in bed
      Why am I still awake
      My fitness pal app
    • Posts: 7,237 Member
      When reading haiku
      Count syllables compulsive
      These people can't count
    • Posts: 1,012 Member
      No fan of Haiku
      They really do annoy me
      F' U' to Haiku
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      Yes I am a fan
      The count helps me to focus
      Some are a struggle
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      When reading haiku
      Count syllables compulsive
      These people can't count
      Do they know the count
      First line is five then seven
      Finish up with five
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      3am in bed
      Why am I still awake
      My fitness pal app

      Sometimes I stare up
      Nightly rest is elusive
      Finally morning
    • Posts: 689 Member
      A, B, C, or D
      And sometimes even Double
      Boobies are just great.
    • Posts: 3,660 Member
      I eat chocolate
      It is almost time to leave
      I love teh boobehs.
    • Posts: 2,227 Member
      Nude volleyball game
      Oddly disgusting to watch
      Ball handling error!
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      Drinking with a friend
      Lots of exercise also
      I am still under :)
    • Posts: 7,237 Member
      Don't give T M I
      When reciting your haiku
      Some are best unsaid
    • Posts: 629 Member
      It's called a squat rack
      Please do your pushups elsewhere
      Go outside, it's nice
    • Posts: 125
      poetry to be
      makes for a lot of new smiles
      but not in this case
    • Posts: 417 Member
      Browsing the forums
      The butthurt is addictive
      Ah! Schadenfreude!
    • Posts: 823 Member
      Haiku's are funny
      But they also teach wisdom
      Cauliflower fart
    • Posts: 24,208 Member
      Thousand calories
      Chocolate in my belly
      Lettuce days ahead
    • Posts: 1,524 Member
      I don't like haiku.
      I have never liked haiku.
      Haiku is so dumb.
    • Posts: 12,344 Member
      I don't like haiku
      I wish it didn't exist
      It's cheap poetry
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      Dad in hospital
      Good doctors and medicine
      Now time for prayers
    • Posts: 7,237 Member
      Some of these haiku
      Are hysterically funny
      Others not so much
    • Posts: 14,104 Member
      Dad in hospital
      Good doctors and medicine
      Now time for prayers
      Sorry for this news
      Sent positive energy
      Good luck to you both
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      Parenting Haiku
      I thought I had plans.
      Parenting got in the way.
      Better luck next time

      Marriage Haiku
      I thought I had plans
      Marriage stuff got in the way
      Better luck next time

      Advice I was given that I ignored Haiku
      Kids and husbands get
      in the way of everything
      That's what I was told

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