Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    No fan of Haiku
    They really do annoy me
    F' U' to Haiku
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
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    Yes I am a fan
    The count helps me to focus
    Some are a struggle
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
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    When reading haiku
    Count syllables compulsive
    These people can't count
    Do they know the count
    First line is five then seven
    Finish up with five
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
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    3am in bed
    Why am I still awake
    My fitness pal app

    Sometimes I stare up
    Nightly rest is elusive
    Finally morning
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
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    A, B, C, or D
    And sometimes even Double
    Boobies are just great.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    I eat chocolate
    It is almost time to leave
    I love teh boobehs.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Nude volleyball game
    Oddly disgusting to watch
    Ball handling error!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
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    Drinking with a friend
    Lots of exercise also
    I am still under :)
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
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    Don't give T M I
    When reciting your haiku
    Some are best unsaid
  • bokodasu
    bokodasu Posts: 629 Member
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    It's called a squat rack
    Please do your pushups elsewhere
    Go outside, it's nice
  • happymomma454
    happymomma454 Posts: 125
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    poetry to be
    makes for a lot of new smiles
    but not in this case
  • greengoddess0123
    greengoddess0123 Posts: 417 Member
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    Browsing the forums
    The butthurt is addictive
    Ah! Schadenfreude!
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
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    Haiku's are funny
    But they also teach wisdom
    Cauliflower fart
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    Thousand calories
    Chocolate in my belly
    Lettuce days ahead
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    I don't like haiku.
    I have never liked haiku.
    Haiku is so dumb.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    I don't like haiku
    I wish it didn't exist
    It's cheap poetry
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
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    Dad in hospital
    Good doctors and medicine
    Now time for prayers
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
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    Some of these haiku
    Are hysterically funny
    Others not so much
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,980 Member
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    Dad in hospital
    Good doctors and medicine
    Now time for prayers
    Sorry for this news
    Sent positive energy
    Good luck to you both
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Parenting Haiku
    I thought I had plans.
    Parenting got in the way.
    Better luck next time

    Marriage Haiku
    I thought I had plans
    Marriage stuff got in the way
    Better luck next time

    Advice I was given that I ignored Haiku
    Kids and husbands get
    in the way of everything
    That's what I was told

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