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How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?
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*sigh* I was going to post a picture and I can't get into photobucket at work. :grumble:0
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I don't want to read. Where are the gifs??0
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Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.
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Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.
lol at this
I'll take one0 -
Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.
lol at this
give that lady a pillow!!!0 -
Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.
lol at this
give that lady a pillow!!!
A few on here could fix that0 -
25 is cougar age these days?
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Apparently I am a cougar now. :O0 -
Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.
lol at this
give that lady a pillow!!!
A few on here could fix that
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i hope i remember to hunt this down some time tomorrow so i can read his updates :laugh:0
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LOL! I cannot stop laughing.:laugh:
Good luck on your hunt ! (;0 -
Maybe you will find what you are looking for outside of the gym, OP. Broaden your horizons and go on a hike or something.
lol at this
give that lady a pillow!!!
A few on here could fix that
Nope no giving out my phone number0 -
Your best bet is to sign up at a dating site (POF), and choose your age group. Post a picture in a T-shirt as well as in a suit and the cougars will come to you. But go for the real thing, 40+!!! Well worth it!!! :bigsmile:0
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Who actually wants to go to an aquarium?
I do but wait I am married with 4 kids and the aquarium stops the fighting. lol0 -
:huh:Okay maybe I worded the OP wrong. I'm not trying to "hunt" cougars online. I was just asking for advice on how to talk to older chicks.
Can you use words
Wow, you figured it out yourself.
The way to talk to older 'chicks' is to use your words.
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Ask her if you can take out to dinner at Sizzlers and that you have a AARP coupon for half off for mid-afternoon reservations.0
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Yay for you! Get them leopard print chonies ready!
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This made me laugh! i haven't heard the word "chonies" in such a LOOONG time (outside my house, that is)!!0 -
some great advice here0
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I hate the term cougar. It bespeaks of a man who is not very sophisticated.0
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Be careful with the cougar. She will destroy your Crystal Gayle T-shirt. And by the way, don't try to snort the lucky charms.....0
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ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?
25+ ??
I'm not sure you even know what a Cougar is.0 -
just... oh my...no self respecting cougar would go public with an 18 year old ABOUT to graduate HS boy....
just no....
and with your definition I would be in the coffin cougar.0 -
Okay I'm thinking I should hit up some 1st grade soccer games this weekend & chat up some soccer moms.
Still not sure you know what a cougar is. Maybe you should hit up some high school soccer games if you want to find cougars in the stands...or a MLB baseball game.0 -
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how old are you & how old are you looking for ?
Just turned 18, about to graduate from HS next week. So yeah done with HS girls and I think it's time for an upgrade in chicks.
oh crap i just cant stop laughing.... and Wheird isnt a troller, he was just making us laugh.....
I am providing motivational encouragement. I support the OP in his gurney.
Wheird, I LOVE YOU! Love the way your mind works...man, you are GENIUS!0 -
ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?
25+ ??
really didn't think I was old enough to be considered a cougar at 28 :huh:0 -
Aquarium. :noway:
Taproom, or Comicon. Where are those types of cougars at?0 -
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how old are you & how old are you looking for ?
Just turned 18, about to graduate from HS next week. So yeah done with HS girls and I think it's time for an upgrade in chicks.
oh crap i just cant stop laughing.... and Wheird isnt a troller, he was just making us laugh.....
I am providing motivational encouragement. I support the OP in his gurney.
Wheird, I LOVE YOU! Love the way your mind works...man, you are GENIUS!
Just show me where to autograph. :smokin:0 -
Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).
thanks Urban Dictionary!
Nice to see I graduated to Jaguar status - I like that better than Cougar. BTW I call BS on the 30 - 39 sexual prime. :bigsmile:0
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