How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?
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O hell, hai Gil lolol.
Keep us updated haha
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typo god damn it, and sleepy. long night.0 -
Ok guys skipped last period because shop class is stupid anyway. I'll be at the gym shortly, wish me luck.
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Dude ( or whoever it is truly posting) already knows the answer..cocky lil *kitten* is just fishing. Off to POF lil boy.0
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ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?
25+ ??
25? Wow. That's not a cougar sweetie.0 -
Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).
thanks Urban Dictionary!
Nice to see I graduated to Jaguar status - I like that better than Cougar. BTW I call BS on the 30 - 39 sexual prime. :bigsmile:
I sure as heck hope this doesn't end when I turn 40 in October. I just got started!0 -
So has he shacked up in cougar town for the weekend?0
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Like this
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Maybe try a grizzly bear trap?0 -
I am married to an "older" woman. We met when I was 27 and have been together for 13 years. Older women rule. They know what they want, aren't afraid to ask for it, are still very sexy and could teach you a few things...
Happy hunting.0 -
18, huh?
Here's what you do...
Finish school, pick a major for college/university/trades and study hard, get top marks, and work your butt off in the summer to minimize student loans and build up a decent resume with good references. Establish a credit rating, a GIC and save money. Get a good foundation for the rest of your life. Set professional, physical, mental and behavioral goals. Get a step ahead of the typical college grad.
Then figure out what you want in a woman, don't treat them like a taste test. We are not a buffet. Be choosy. And don't bug women at the gym. That is where they workout. Just because they're in close proximity doesn't mean they want your attention.0 -
Hadn't checked this thread until now. This is great.0
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I just turned 25 last week and thought the only thing special about this birthday was being able to rent a car! I had no idea I had entered cougar status!!0
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Son, you are only 18. If you lack the know how and confidence to hook up with a cougar, leave it alone for a few years until you know what you are doing. You are likely just chasing a pipe dream that you are going to hook up with an older woman who is going to teach you all kinds of new tricks. That stuff you read in porn mags does not happen too often in real life.0
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I believe its Puma, not cougar. Close, though.
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So did you find a cougar?0
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This was fun to scroll. Oh, youth!0
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Red meat. I hear they love that stuff. Just be careful of the claws. They like to play with their food.0
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Son, you are only 18. If you lack the know how and confidence to hook up with a cougar, leave it alone for a few years until you know what you are doing. You are likely just chasing a pipe dream that you are going to hook up with an older woman who is going to teach you all kinds of new tricks. That stuff you read in porn mags does not happen too often in real life.
Exactly. Great advice!0
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