How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • mhoeff1
    mhoeff1 Posts: 163 Member
    lmao!!!
    Son, you are only 18. If you lack the know how and confidence to hook up with a cougar, leave it alone for a few years until you know what you are doing. You are likely just chasing a pipe dream that you are going to hook up with an older woman who is going to teach you all kinds of new tricks. That stuff you read in porn mags does not happen too often in real life.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:


    Oh yeah! all the cougars will run to that!! Not!! :laugh: :noway:
    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"

    In a creepy sort of way :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"

    In a creepy sort of way :laugh:

    It's only creepy if they are unattractive.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"

    In a creepy sort of way :laugh:

    It's only creepy if they are unattractive.

    He's not unattractive, but his eyes and smile are creepy. I've not seen any guys doing hip thrusts in my gym. Heck, I rarely see guys doing barbell squats when I'm there. Most of them love the dumbbells.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"

    In a creepy sort of way :laugh:

    It's only creepy if they are unattractive.

    He's not unattractive, but his eyes and smile are creepy. I've not seen any guys doing hip thrusts in my gym. Heck, I rarely see guys doing barbell squats when I'm there. Most of them love the dumbbells.


    What about rabies? :laugh:
  • skrlec70
    skrlec70 Posts: 302 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    sweet lord NOT , ghawd first of all cougars really who the hell thought up this stupid name, if you see someone your interested in go up and talk to her, no advertising required , smfh
  • valynn0312
    valynn0312 Posts: 27
    This really made my Sunday morning. What a great read!
  • ellechim1
    ellechim1 Posts: 74 Member
    Ok guys skipped last period because shop class is stupid anyway. I'll be at the gym shortly, wish me luck.

    Probably still in the emergency room
  • addysolari
    addysolari Posts: 181 Member
    Dom knows whats up

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBvHbnhl3M8
  • addysolari
    addysolari Posts: 181 Member
    Dom knows whats up

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBvHbnhl3M8
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    bumping for an update!!!
  • SuperWhoLock24601
    SuperWhoLock24601 Posts: 245 Member
    25 is a cougar? Wow, I didn't know I was a cougar now. :blushing: The Zumba comment cracked me up too since I do Zumba. Yeah, if you think 25 is a cougar that's a good place. We even have actual cougars there. I don't have any men in my classes that I attend though.
  • grillnchill
    grillnchill Posts: 772 Member
    just lay out a piece of meat
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
    just lay out a piece of meat

    This!
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    Just throw her over your shoulder.
  • ZealousMissJJ
    ZealousMissJJ Posts: 454 Member
    A cougar will hunt you, not the other way around..
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Okay I'm thinking I should hit up some 1st grade soccer games this weekend & chat up some soccer moms.

    As a soccer mom.. I would find that creepy.
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Well you guys are a lot nicer than the folks on yahoo answers. That's for sure.

    Give them a minute..
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  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    A cougar will hunt you, not the other way around..

    This. Hell, I even get cougars at the club....I assumed they're just ready to pounce on anything that walks (depending on the desperation level, obviously.)
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    Gil, you've really come a long way since that first girl you ever dated. (I have a long memory for BS.) :noway: :sick: :angry:
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
    The weight of an average male cougar is 132lbs. Not that impressive really. Try lifting something heavier like a baby elephant:

    http://whatanimaldoyoulift.herokuapp.com/
  • SteveyBrule
    SteveyBrule Posts: 171 Member
    Raw meat? And a snare.

    Probably leather gloves for safety.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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  • CardiC333
    CardiC333 Posts: 68 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"

    Oh yeah.. I'd notice some of that. Hnnngggg
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    come back OP!!! we want to know if you met someone yet :bigsmile:

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