How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
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    Okay I'm thinking I should hit up some 1st grade soccer games this weekend & chat up some soccer moms.

    As a soccer mom.. I would find that creepy.
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
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    Well you guys are a lot nicer than the folks on yahoo answers. That's for sure.

    Give them a minute..
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    A cougar will hunt you, not the other way around..

    This. Hell, I even get cougars at the club....I assumed they're just ready to pounce on anything that walks (depending on the desperation level, obviously.)
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
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    Gil, you've really come a long way since that first girl you ever dated. (I have a long memory for BS.) :noway: :sick: :angry:
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
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    The weight of an average male cougar is 132lbs. Not that impressive really. Try lifting something heavier like a baby elephant:

    http://whatanimaldoyoulift.herokuapp.com/
  • SteveyBrule
    SteveyBrule Posts: 171 Member
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    Raw meat? And a snare.

    Probably leather gloves for safety.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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  • CardiC333
    CardiC333 Posts: 68 Member
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    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

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    That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"

    Oh yeah.. I'd notice some of that. Hnnngggg
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    come back OP!!! we want to know if you met someone yet :bigsmile:
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    just lay out a piece of meat

    It's gotta impress though.
  • MissInfiniti
    MissInfiniti Posts: 142 Member
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    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Only one more year until I'm a cougar!!
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
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    Sex Panther.
  • AlainaKayy
    AlainaKayy Posts: 206 Member
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    Place both feet firmly on the ground, bend at the knees, and liiiiiiiifffftttt.





    edit: sorry... I was trying to be funny.
  • DreamBigEatLarge
    DreamBigEatLarge Posts: 162 Member
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    Does the OP need someone to show him the ropes???? Is that why he's asking?:tongue:
  • jerilynnduncan81
    jerilynnduncan81 Posts: 8 Member
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    Rofl 25. I am a granny I guess.
  • dsm1991
    dsm1991 Posts: 156
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    will attempt today
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Sex Panther.

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  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
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    any updates? Lol poor kid
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 602 Member
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    Potential target for OP

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