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    How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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    • Posts: 163 Member
      lmao!!!
      Son, you are only 18. If you lack the know how and confidence to hook up with a cougar, leave it alone for a few years until you know what you are doing. You are likely just chasing a pipe dream that you are going to hook up with an older woman who is going to teach you all kinds of new tricks. That stuff you read in porn mags does not happen too often in real life.
    • Posts: 9,981 Member
      If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

      Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
    • Posts: 3,116 Member
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      Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

      Like this

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    • Posts: 7,963 Member
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      Like this

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      That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"
    • Posts: 9,981 Member
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      That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"
    • Posts: 3,116 Member
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      That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"

      In a creepy sort of way :laugh:
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
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      In a creepy sort of way :laugh:

      It's only creepy if they are unattractive.
    • Posts: 3,116 Member
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      It's only creepy if they are unattractive.

      He's not unattractive, but his eyes and smile are creepy. I've not seen any guys doing hip thrusts in my gym. Heck, I rarely see guys doing barbell squats when I'm there. Most of them love the dumbbells.
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      He's not unattractive, but his eyes and smile are creepy. I've not seen any guys doing hip thrusts in my gym. Heck, I rarely see guys doing barbell squats when I'm there. Most of them love the dumbbells.


      What about rabies? :laugh:
    • Posts: 302 Member
      If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

      sweet lord NOT , ghawd first of all cougars really who the hell thought up this stupid name, if you see someone your interested in go up and talk to her, no advertising required , smfh
    • Posts: 27
      This really made my Sunday morning. What a great read!
    • Posts: 74 Member
      Ok guys skipped last period because shop class is stupid anyway. I'll be at the gym shortly, wish me luck.

      Probably still in the emergency room
    • Posts: 181 Member
      Dom knows whats up

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBvHbnhl3M8
    • Posts: 181 Member
      Dom knows whats up

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBvHbnhl3M8
    • Posts: 1,763 Member
      bumping for an update!!!
    • Posts: 245 Member
      25 is a cougar? Wow, I didn't know I was a cougar now. :blushing: The Zumba comment cracked me up too since I do Zumba. Yeah, if you think 25 is a cougar that's a good place. We even have actual cougars there. I don't have any men in my classes that I attend though.
    • Posts: 772 Member
      just lay out a piece of meat
    • Posts: 574 Member
      just lay out a piece of meat

      This!
    • Posts: 499 Member
      Just throw her over your shoulder.
    • Posts: 454 Member
      A cougar will hunt you, not the other way around..
    • Posts: 1,358 Member
      Okay I'm thinking I should hit up some 1st grade soccer games this weekend & chat up some soccer moms.

      As a soccer mom.. I would find that creepy.
    • Posts: 1,358 Member
      Well you guys are a lot nicer than the folks on yahoo answers. That's for sure.

      Give them a minute..
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    • Posts: 1,899 Member
      A cougar will hunt you, not the other way around..

      This. Hell, I even get cougars at the club....I assumed they're just ready to pounce on anything that walks (depending on the desperation level, obviously.)
    • Posts: 1,323 Member
      Gil, you've really come a long way since that first girl you ever dated. (I have a long memory for BS.) :noway: :sick: :angry:
    • Posts: 354 Member
      The weight of an average male cougar is 132lbs. Not that impressive really. Try lifting something heavier like a baby elephant:

      http://whatanimaldoyoulift.herokuapp.com/
    • Posts: 171 Member
      Raw meat? And a snare.

      Probably leather gloves for safety.
    • Posts: 1,653 Member
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      That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"

      Oh yeah.. I'd notice some of that. Hnnngggg
    • Posts: 1,763 Member
      come back OP!!! we want to know if you met someone yet :bigsmile:
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