Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • happysquidmuffin
    happysquidmuffin Posts: 651 Member
    Haiku no permits
    Enough syllables for me
    So I ignore rule:

    Barren little braincase sits tragic
    What else could cause his grin
    But distant wistful past?
  • Lonestar5775
    Lonestar5775 Posts: 740 Member
    Up, down, touch the ground
    Puts me in the mood for food
    I'm a hefty Pooh
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Dad in hospital
    Good doctors and medicine
    Now time for prayers
    Sorry for this news
    Sent positive energy
    Good luck to you both

    Better he feels now
    Still need to balance the meds
    Thanks for well wishes
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,860 Member
    Dad in hospital
    Good doctors and medicine
    Now time for prayers
    Sorry for this news
    Sent positive energy
    Good luck to you both

    Better he feels now
    Still need to balance the meds
    Thanks for well wishes
    Dad are important
    Titration takes time/patience
    So do some daughters
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,860 Member
    Midnight and no call
    She is gone since day before
    Daughters test their dads
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,860 Member
    Midnight and no call
    She is gone since day before
    Daughters test their dads
    Morning and she sleeps
    She came home in the wee hours
    Hug or beat with stick?
  • mabybaby89
    mabybaby89 Posts: 37 Member
    Cheesecake in the fridge,
    was it there for your dessert?
    Oops, not anymore...
  • marshallexi
    marshallexi Posts: 162 Member
    Drink lots of water!
    But maybe not that quickly ...
    ... now I feel sloshy.

    :/
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
    where has this thread been?
    This truly is the most fun
    of any I've seen.
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Midnight and no call
    She is gone since day before
    Daughters test their dads
    Morning and she sleeps
    She came home in the wee hours
    Hug or beat with stick?

    Oh do they test us
    Finally home safe and sound
    Stern words and big hug
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    where has this thread been?
    This truly is the most fun
    of any I've seen.

    It hid from me too
    Then it jumped from the shadows
    Thoughts now have a form
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Up, down, touch the ground
    Puts me in the mood for food
    I'm a hefty Pooh

    If you keep logging
    And cut down on the honey
    There will be less you
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,860 Member
    Midnight and no call
    She is gone since day before
    Daughters test their dads
    Morning and she sleeps
    She came home in the wee hours
    Hug or beat with stick?

    Oh do they test us
    Finally home safe and sound
    Stern words and big hug
    Words don't seem to help
    This was not her first time out
    Hug AND beat with stick?
  • athousandstiles
    athousandstiles Posts: 35
    Ab workout so hard
    Sore tight muscles for days now
    My stomach feels great
  • My3Sons1051
    My3Sons1051 Posts: 356 Member
    Bacon is yummy'
    I like my bacon crispy,
    it is delicious!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Midnight and no call
    She is gone since day before
    Daughters test their dads
    Morning and she sleeps
    She came home in the wee hours
    Hug or beat with stick?

    Oh do they test us
    Finally home safe and sound
    Stern words and big hug
    Words don't seem to help
    This was not her first time out
    Hug AND beat with stick?
    I guess she may need
    Now a swift kick in the pants
    Advice from Calvin
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Father is home now
    Quite a relief to my mom
    Thanks for the prayers
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,860 Member
    Midnight and no call
    She is gone since day before
    Daughters test their dads
    Morning and she sleeps
    She came home in the wee hours
    Hug or beat with stick?

    Oh do they test us
    Finally home safe and sound
    Stern words and big hug
    Words don't seem to help
    This was not her first time out
    Hug AND beat with stick?
    I guess she may need
    Now a swift kick in the pants
    Advice from Calvin
    I am more like Hobbes
    Wisdom and fuzzy whiskers
    Perhaps I should pounce!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,860 Member
    Father is home now
    Quite a relief to my mom
    Thanks for the prayers
    Happiness for news
    Glad tidings for everyone
    Restful healing, Dad!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,860 Member
    Is it over now?
    Is the thread gone forever
    Alas. Requiem.
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Is it over now?
    Is the thread gone forever
    Alas. Requiem.
    A thread for all time
    A hiatus now and then
    Reawakening
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    A wayward daughter
    And a call from the police
    I may need your stick
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,860 Member
    A wayward daughter
    And a call from the police
    I may need your stick
    Sorry to hear this
    The stick is available
    Use it with good aim!
  • Lonestar5775
    Lonestar5775 Posts: 740 Member
    I always enjoy

    The word they simply made up

    For bad poetry
  • AlistairBernardNormal
    AlistairBernardNormal Posts: 999 Member
    This awful desk job
    Wasted time, waist expanded
    Mind numb, bigger bum.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,860 Member
    A word blocks the road
    Everything but butterflies
    Comes to a halt
  • fjellrev
    fjellrev Posts: 5,078 Member
    Hate my damn thesis
    Lollerskating through my life
    without a future?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    A wayward daughter
    And a call from the police
    I may need your stick
    Sorry to hear this
    The stick is available
    Use it with good aim!
    Have we helped her see
    The better choices to make
    Only time will tell
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    What's going on here?
    I just stumbled on this thread
    Y'all are poetic
  • frannieshack
    frannieshack Posts: 327 Member
    My children are bored
    The summer goes by too slow
    Why do they linger?

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