Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but they become princesses and all fall in love with princes and move far away to castles, never seeing you again.

I wish I had a stress-free life.

Granted, but now you have life filled with boredom.
I want to own a 3 story house.

Granted shayl995 - but you find yourself dangerously skinny through no fault of your own and your family and friends become convinced you have an eating disorder, stage an intervention, and send you to a camp to put on weight where you get to star as "Jack" in their production of "A Nightmare Before Christmas".

I wish I were eating a burger right now.

Granted but you would be so active, you would end up breaking a bone

I wish i could get a hug right now

For shay Granted but the reversal of gravity on you shoots you into space. I wish I had secret powers.

granted, but the person you hugged got an awkward boner

i wish i could fish and drink beer all day everyday for the rest of my life without ever gaining a pound
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Granted but you choke on a fish bone and die.

I wish I had a date for the 4th of July

Granted - You are an Olympic Curling Champ - and no one cares.

I wish I had a brand new tractor with an enclosed cab.

Granted....

You spend so many hours out in sun at the park watching all the other folks work out, that you've gotten skin cancer!

I wish I was spending the next week on vacation in Scotland.

@ chasing - granted but the only available room is a spare room in the house of Rab C Nesbitt and the only food available is deep fried pizza and you can't understand the Glaswegian accent. And it rains every day, because Scotland. (in case you're not familiar with British sitcom: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rab_C_Nesbitt )

@ flab2 fit - granted. but the wish fairy went overboard and accidentally granted your wish twice so now you have 4 legs instead of 2.



I wish I could beat Camille Leblanc-Bazinet at any fitness challenge

Granted but you have to run in your underwear.

I wish I was 3 inches taller....

Granted but the democrats raised your taxes too effectively squashing your new raise.I wish I could go home early today

granted... but you find out that your dog has been renting out the attic to the international brotherhood of fashionable squirrel models and squirrel footwear designers, and today is the kickoff to their week-long annual awards conference, fashion show, and nut burying contest.

i wish our house would stop breaking.

Granted, but now your car keeps breaking down instead.

I wish it were the end of the work day already!

granted but its all on your back

I wish I had more coffee

granted - you now have all the entire world's coffee crop. unforunately all the coffee plantation owners in the world are very annoyed that you stole all their coffee and they're waiting outside with crow bars to get you for it

ETA: @ fat old bat......... granted, you convert to a religion that forbids you from doing jury duty and so get out of it on those grounds. Unfortunately you now have to attend all their religious services, meetings and join in with all their other religious activities too. and when you try to leave (after the period of jury duty would have finished), they come after you forever more trying to convert you back to their religion


I wish I had a nice cup of earl grey tea, black no sugar

Granted but now you no longer have a car.


I wish I could get a puppy!

granted - but unbeknown to you, it's a hellhound puppy, and it does like Damien in the Omen and weird stuff starts going on like people who have regular contact with your puppy commit suicide randomly and animals act crazy around him, and then you too die a bizarre and unexplained death.

@ maize - granted, but there's a decimal point after the first digit

I wish I had a power cage.