Corrupt a Wish

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    I wish for rain.

    (me too)

    Great, but it comes w/ lightning, so get ready to be struck.

    see my previous post for wish.
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
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    Granted no more online classes but the porn sites go away with them this should rest your thumb from working the mouse on those sites. I wish I could cook really well.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    Granted but you'll grow insanely big!!


    I wish I could write a best seller.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    granted, but your best seller upsets religious extremists so much that you can't go out of your front door without being bombarded with street preachers waving placards at you informing you that God hates your book and is going to make you burn in hell for all eternity for writing it, and they also regularly burn copies of it in your front garden


    I wish I had my own private island
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
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    Wish granted but your island is hit with a Tsunami

    Wish I could back in time to my college days and know what I know now
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    Granted, but you will quickly realize that knowing what you know now, you would have chosen a different college, like one in Costa Rica, and your regret only grows worse and you flunk out.

    I wish I got a cool part in a sci fi movie
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
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    granted. But the public hates your character more than Jar Jar Binks and you are widely credited with killing the Star Wars franchise forever.

    I wish it wasn't so hot outside right now
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    Granted, but it turns to an Ice age.

    I wish I had my book finished, it made the NY Times best seller list, and that I was taking my first cruise to Bora Bora.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    Granted!! Ship crashes you on Gilligan's Is where you never see the fame or $ you deserve.


    I wish it were next year.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    Granted, but the rent in the spacetime continuum caused by removing an entire year causes the whole of our galaxy to collapse into a huge black hole, and slowly all the other galaxies get pulled into the black hole and the entire universe becomes a singularity again

    I wish I could take my girls to disneyland
  • cakebatter07
    cakebatter07 Posts: 814 Member
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    Granted, but they become princesses and all fall in love with princes and move far away to castles, never seeing you again.

    I wish I had a stress-free life.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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    Granted, but they become princesses and all fall in love with princes and move far away to castles, never seeing you again.

    I wish I had a stress-free life.

    Granted, but now you have life filled with boredom.
    I want to own a 3 story house.
  • shayl995
    shayl995 Posts: 15
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    Granted, but now your 3 story house turns to nothing after twin tornadoes hits it.

    I wish it wasn't so hard to loose weight :-(
  • vickish76
    vickish76 Posts: 80 Member
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    Granted shayl995 - but you find yourself dangerously skinny through no fault of your own and your family and friends become convinced you have an eating disorder, stage an intervention, and send you to a camp to put on weight where you get to star as "Jack" in their production of "A Nightmare Before Christmas".

    I wish I were eating a burger right now.
  • feherd
    feherd Posts: 34 Member
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    Granted shayl995 - but you find yourself dangerously skinny through no fault of your own and your family and friends become convinced you have an eating disorder, stage an intervention, and send you to a camp to put on weight where you get to star as "Jack" in their production of "A Nightmare Before Christmas".

    I wish I were eating a burger right now.

    Granted, but there's a bug in it D:

    I wish I wasn't so tired right now
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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    Granted but you would be so active, you would end up breaking a bone

    I wish i could get a hug right now
  • BigT555
    BigT555 Posts: 2,068 Member
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    Granted but you would be so active, you would end up breaking a bone

    I wish i could get a hug right now
    granted, but the person you hugged got an awkward boner

    i wish i could fish and drink beer all day everyday for the rest of my life without ever gaining a pound
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
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    For shay Granted but the reversal of gravity on you shoots you into space. I wish I had secret powers.
  • TheNewPriceIsLoading
    TheNewPriceIsLoading Posts: 2,135 Member
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    Denied, as you might abuse them.

    I wish it was 3pm EST.
  • endermako
    endermako Posts: 785 Member
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    granted, but the person you hugged got an awkward boner

    i wish i could fish and drink beer all day everyday for the rest of my life without ever gaining a pound
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    Granted but you choke on a fish bone and die.

    I wish I had a date for the 4th of July

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