How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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OMG this thread is still going smh

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OMG this thread is still going smh

To be fair, it was dead for 17 hours and you revived it. haha :bigsmile:

LMAO your right...sorry guys :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :grumble: :noway: :grumble: :laugh:

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tell them youre married and not intrested. Works every time!

How did I miss this the first time around? Damn.

All right, it's back!

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How did I miss this the first time around? Damn.

Nice kitty

Why, thank you. :flowerforyou:

By the scruff of the neck.

Am I doing this right?

Some tips here from a pro...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=omcxjXiWwpU

I hope this thread never ever dies! And that youtube video?

This whole thread has pretty much made me shart I am laughing so hard!

Hey...my favorite thread...back like a long lost friend!

bring cougar food and an animal cage

and wear gloves, they tend to bite

Be very sure to call them "chicks". They love that........

We may not say yes but we like being asked nicely (no crudity- I don't even think that's a word... whatever)
:blushing:

First of all .. you will need the following
- a key to a zoo,
- some kind of large cat carrier
- meat scented underpants
- 3 Red Bulls
- 4 Packs of D batteries
- A golf club
- 2 buckets of Ice
and a lot of nerve! .. A LOT OF NERVE!