Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You invent an AIDS busting super drug.
You are now known as The AIDS Guy, and eventually you become an Avenger: SuperAIDS.
I wish everyone thought I was amazing.

Granted. You are Skeelo. No one knows who that is, resulting in Googlegate. Millions google Skeelo to find out who Skeelo is. Google crashes. Advice columnists retire because all they're ever asked is "How can I get on Google to find out who Skeelo be?" Ask Jeeves tells everyone to ferk urf.
Eventually everyone finds out and they're so underwhelmed they spontaneously combust.
Skeelo is the last man on earth.

I wish I was a long distance runner.

Granted. But because your car can make it, there is 3 times the normal snow and ice fall on the road this season.

I wish my house would clean itself.

Granted. Aliens came in the night to install a car sized stair lift in your road. Someone videos your car taking the stair lift and makes it into a gif so now every time someone has a silly argument on the internet, that gif gets posted on it and you become world famous as the stair lift car dude and no-one ever takes you seriously ever again in your whole entire life.


I wish I could find the missing pieces of my kid's jigsaw puzzle that I bought her for her birthday and that's hardly been played with and all she seems to have done with it is lose the pieces.

ETA: I'm slow this morning! Granted: a politician just erased the border and drew it again so your house is now south of it. But you still live in the same place.

Granted, your family has gone through multiple divorces and remarriage as well as many too many cousins and siblings to keep track of, and many more that don't know you exist as well as you don't know they exist.

I wish heaven had visiting hours, where our loved ones visited us in spirit.

Granted your done with the silly online course and you didn't flunk out.......... there's also no record of you ever taking it. I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Wish granted- you are now your own boss and have a night club, but it burns down opening night

I wish I had a maid!

You have a maid but she is a dragon and just burns everything instead of cleaning your house.

I wish I wouldn't sweat so much!

Granted, but you go blind watching too much porn.

I wish I could have super cool powers like LUCY

Granted report to the moonlight bunny ranch 6:00 am sharp tomorrow
I wish I could catch a record setting cat fish

I wish I had all the wishes I wanted with no restrictions

Good for you! Too bad you ran out of breath at wish 1 million.:flowerforyou:

I wish I could balance my life, and not have to choose schoolwork over working out,, eating/drinking right, and spending time with loved ones, including my Higher Power. :embarassed:

Granted - You and your loved ones are hit by a bus and taken up to join Him in the stars.

Thanks, but... how do I cram in schoolwork, daily workout, and dieting in that balance before the bus crash? :huh:

Granted. They grow up and become superstar astronauts who live on Mars, permanently. On their last message to earth they are asked who they'd like to thank for their success. They list everyone except you. You now cry every time you listen to Space Oddity.

I wish all junk food had 0 calories

Granted. They grow up and become superstar astronauts who live on Mars, permanently. On their last message to earth they are asked who they'd like to thank for their success. They list everyone except you. You now cry every time you listen to Space Oddity.

I wish all junk food had 0 calories

(I hear ya!)

Ok, but all food (junk or healthy) also has 0 calories (or protein, or fiber, or vitamins, or...you get the picture.)

For my wish, please consult my last two posts.

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It happens fast, and quite unexpectedly.
By being dead, you no longer need worry over daily things. You achieve the ultimate balance.

I still wish I was three people at once.
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I see. Thanks for pointing that out.

Granted. Enjoy spending forever in surgery, waiting for two extra copies of every human organ, not to mention gaining enough weight to sustain all three people.

I wish the world could exist without pain!