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  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
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    Granted your done with the silly online course and you didn't flunk out.......... there's also no record of you ever taking it. I wish I knew the meaning of life.
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
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    granted but you're given the life of a gnat and then you die.

    I wish I could start my own night club and be my own boss
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    Wish granted- you are now your own boss and have a night club, but it burns down opening night

    I wish I had a maid!
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    *double post
  • HJO1403
    HJO1403 Posts: 188 Member
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    You have a maid but she is a dragon and just burns everything instead of cleaning your house.

    I wish I wouldn't sweat so much!
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
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    Granted your banished to the south pole ..... bye. I wish I could get a free cable tv upgrade
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    Granted, but you go blind watching too much porn.

    I wish I could have super cool powers like LUCY
  • Janice2Shakira
    Janice2Shakira Posts: 257
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    Granted, but you go blind watching too much porn.

    I wish I could have super cool powers like LUCY

    Wish granted, enjoy being a social pariah

    I wish I had a higher paying job
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
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    Granted report to the moonlight bunny ranch 6:00 am sharp tomorrow
    I wish I could catch a record setting cat fish
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Granted - now you get pervy PMs and you can't get rid of that MFP troll who is catfishing all the time

    I wish I had all the wishes I wanted with no restrictions
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    I wish I had all the wishes I wanted with no restrictions

    Good for you! Too bad you ran out of breath at wish 1 million.:flowerforyou:

    I wish I could balance my life, and not have to choose schoolwork over working out,, eating/drinking right, and spending time with loved ones, including my Higher Power. :embarassed:
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    Granted - You and your loved ones are hit by a bus and taken up to join Him in the stars.

    I wish I could be 3 people at once.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Granted - You and your loved ones are hit by a bus and taken up to join Him in the stars.

    Thanks, but... how do I cram in schoolwork, daily workout, and dieting in that balance before the bus crash? :huh:
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    Granted - You and your loved ones are hit by a bus and taken up to join Him in the stars.

    I wish I could be 3 people at once.

    Granted: Meet Me, Myself, and I. Your social life is your left hand.


    I wish my kids were grown up and on their own.
  • Lemongrab13
    Lemongrab13 Posts: 206 Member
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    Granted. They grow up and become superstar astronauts who live on Mars, permanently. On their last message to earth they are asked who they'd like to thank for their success. They list everyone except you. You now cry every time you listen to Space Oddity.

    I wish all junk food had 0 calories
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    [/quote]
    I wish my kids were grown up and on their own.
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    Nice! the legal and accepted independence and voting age in your state just got lowered to their age. However, their SOs know that you wanted your kids to be alone and leave them very soon after hookup.

    I still wish for balance in life, with time to fill all of my social roles on any given day.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Granted. They grow up and become superstar astronauts who live on Mars, permanently. On their last message to earth they are asked who they'd like to thank for their success. They list everyone except you. You now cry every time you listen to Space Oddity.

    I wish all junk food had 0 calories

    (I hear ya!)

    Ok, but all food (junk or healthy) also has 0 calories (or protein, or fiber, or vitamins, or...you get the picture.)

    For my wish, please consult my last two posts.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    Granted - You and your loved ones are hit by a bus and taken up to join Him in the stars.

    Thanks, but... how do I cram in schoolwork, daily workout, and dieting in that balance before the bus crash? :huh:

    It happens fast, and quite unexpectedly.
    By being dead, you no longer need worry over daily things. You achieve the ultimate balance. :tongue:

    I still wish I was three people at once.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    [/quote]

    It happens fast, and quite unexpectedly.
    By being dead, you no longer need worry over daily things. You achieve the ultimate balance. :tongue:

    I still wish I was three people at once.
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    I see. Thanks for pointing that out.

    Granted. Enjoy spending forever in surgery, waiting for two extra copies of every human organ, not to mention gaining enough weight to sustain all three people.

    I wish the world could exist without pain!
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
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    I wish the world could exist without pain!

    Granted! The World now exists pain free but to keep balance pain has been replaced with additional sadness. Anytime anyone normally would be in pain they instead feel intense emotional sadness lasting 5 times as long as the pain would have.

    I wish I could go home early today I don't want to be at work anymore. :huh:

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