Single and Want to Be

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    I :heart: town sluts! They're people too, you know. Stop the slut shaming!

    hey nothing against them, one of my friends loves the cucumber a little too much and has been around a few towns more than once, I just prefer not to catch anything

    I like your friend.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

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    Have you ever smelled sheep skin?

    Not the only non-latex condoms.....my wife also has an allergy to latex!
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Desperation smells funny.
  • kb9222
    kb9222 Posts: 42
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    If she can find a boyfriend, there's hope for all of us right?
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

    tumblr_mox06rfh241r71lmxo1_500.gif

    Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

    Edited: Nvm.

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  • engagedprincess
    engagedprincess Posts: 59 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    ^^ this ;) And the OP is a hottie!

    I second this.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    I heard you can't catch anything if you just do it in the back door.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

    tumblr_mox06rfh241r71lmxo1_500.gif

    Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

    I was justabout to guess that you worked in healthcare.

    Oh MFP.<3
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    tumblr_moad1fwFpq1r3wac6o1_r1_500.gif

    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    tumblr_moad1fwFpq1r3wac6o1_r1_500.gif

    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    Slore!
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    So not true there.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

    tumblr_mox06rfh241r71lmxo1_500.gif

    Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

    I... what??????

    Latex free condoms are not necessarily sheep skin.

    But more expensive. I've done my research. Compared to latex, they break more often, run small, and can I just say, decreases sensation too?
    I've tried pretty much all of them and yeah, with any type of protection, I get itchy no matter what, among other things that some require a hospital visit and epi shot in a certain area
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

    tumblr_mox06rfh241r71lmxo1_500.gif

    Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

    I... what??????

    Latex free condoms are not necessarily sheep skin.

    But more expensive. I've done my research. Compared to latex, they break more often, run small, and can I just say, decreases sensation too?
    I've tried pretty much all of them and yeah, with any type of protection, I get itchy no matter what, among other things that some require a hospital visit and epi shot in a certain area

    You haven't looked hard enough or did enough research!
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.

    But if you do, you're the town slut.
  • _BearNecessities_
    _BearNecessities_ Posts: 432 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

    Just a tip??? I think our friend Megan wants more than just the tip....
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.

    But if you do, you're the town slut.

    I'm just here to pick up sluts.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

    tumblr_mox06rfh241r71lmxo1_500.gif

    Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

    I... what??????

    Latex free condoms are not necessarily sheep skin.

    But more expensive. I've done my research. Compared to latex, they break more often, run small, and can I just say, decreases sensation too?
    I've tried pretty much all of them and yeah, with any type of protection, I get itchy no matter what, among other things that some require a hospital visit and epi shot in a certain area

    You haven't looked hard enough or did enough research!

    Well when I get a boyfriend, i'll message you and you tell me what I should try next then because i've tried many.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.

    But if you do, you're the town slut.

    I'm just here to pick up sluts.

    Can we share? You want evens or odds?
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

    tumblr_mox06rfh241r71lmxo1_500.gif

    Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

    I... what??????

    Latex free condoms are not necessarily sheep skin.

    But more expensive. I've done my research. Compared to latex, they break more often, run small, and can I just say, decreases sensation too?
    I've tried pretty much all of them and yeah, with any type of protection, I get itchy no matter what, among other things that some require a hospital visit and epi shot in a certain area

    You haven't looked hard enough or did enough research!

    Well when I get a boyfriend, i'll message you and you tell me what I should try next then because i've tried many.

    Oh, you're single. You must not have a sex drive.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.

    But if you do, you're the town slut.

    I'm just here to pick up sluts.

    Can we share? You want evens or odds?

    They're sluts, so you can have both, I can have both, everyone can have both!
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    tumblr_moad1fwFpq1r3wac6o1_r1_500.gif

    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    How you doing?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.

    But if you do, you're the town slut.

    I'm just here to pick up sluts.

    Can we share? You want evens or odds?

    Evens please!
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    tumblr_moad1fwFpq1r3wac6o1_r1_500.gif

    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    How you doing?

    LOL. Don't you have some porn to watch? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

    tumblr_mox06rfh241r71lmxo1_500.gif

    Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

    I... what??????

    Latex free condoms are not necessarily sheep skin.

    But more expensive. I've done my research. Compared to latex, they break more often, run small, and can I just say, decreases sensation too?
    I've tried pretty much all of them and yeah, with any type of protection, I get itchy no matter what, among other things that some require a hospital visit and epi shot in a certain area

    I have a mild latex allergy and have never run across these issues.

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  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    tumblr_moad1fwFpq1r3wac6o1_r1_500.gif

    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    How you doing?

    LOL. Don't you have some porn to watch? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    I know a certain website that is pretty good. haha

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