Why did the person above you dump you?

I wasn't into Amphibians only Reptiles!

He saw ME naked. And cried like a little girl.

She wanted me to be French, and I told her I was born in the little French village of Pittsburgh.

I said clunge too often

I had no idea what "clunge" is and she said it often!

We had "communication" issues. At least....I think that's what he was telling me. I guess I wasn't paying attention?

He didn't like my predatory look

She told me not to mix the blue M&M's with the red ones. She warned me of the consequences :sad:

I have a tattoo. Not her thing.

@SD- I think he thought I was weird or something!

@Ilfaith- I didn't look as good in a bikini :sad:

I prefer mint tea to lilac

She thinks I'm old , but I'm not fifty yet!

Wow...that was late!

@fun- When he liked to drink coffee I wanted tea, when he wanted tea i wanted coffee. We were never on the same page! :grumble:

Found out I'm bald...and old

I was a dog

My hair wasn't perfect enough for her. I really tried to style it!