Why did the person above you dump you?
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            She thought I was too high maintenance.0
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            I kept insisting if they held still I could make them a prince.
But no, Terri was too good for Burger King hats...0 - 
            She didn't like maintainance men.....my timing is off tonight...lol0
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            He said I was high maintenance. Lies!0
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            I refused to walk around in my underwear.. I can't go the grocery store like that. lol0
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            I came home to find her practicing naked yoga with an indian guru. I confronted her0
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            He had a problem with my naked yoga.0
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            It was ok for her to do Yoga nude with the Guru, but a big deal when I started to!0
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            I took nude photos of the guru.0
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            Set up a scam as a yoga guru0
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            She found my nekkid yoga pics0
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            I wouldn't do nekkid yoga0
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            I neverr got to see her downward dog0
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            I stared at his upward dog too much. :blushing:0
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            Something about my ruining her concentration during yoga class.... and I'm a girl.0
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            Couldn't stop fighting over hair products0
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            Wait? She dumped me??? OMG!!!:sad:0
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            He didn't like losing at the duck face selfie contests.0
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            I couldn't make a duck face0
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            I didn't love mopar0
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            I bought HoHo's instead of Yodels! Who knew?0
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            was bothered about different cream filled snacks......0
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            Said I was too focused on cream filled snacks.0
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            she was going to trade me for a box of cream filled snacks!0
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            Said I was too feminine :-(0
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            The Magic 8 ball said YES0
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            she saw me with my batman briefs on and got mad0
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            My prison tats were not as good as his
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            mine was bigger than his0
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            his was bigger than mine...... username that is :laugh:0
 
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