Why did the person above you dump you?
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I wouldn't share my Doritos0
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Because I'll never give up my PIZZA!0
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She preferred the modern Melrose Place and said I was too
old with my original MP.0 -
WHY??!! WHY DID YOU DUMP ME??!! *sits in the corner crying*0
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Because he couldn't stop thinking about flaming hot Phoenix!!!0
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No idea, I thought we were going to be besties forever....I even gave her her a necklace that said besties 4-Eva
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I thought the new brush she bought was for my dog. It wasn't. OOPS.0
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She caught me glaring at her dog0
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I spilled merlot on her white dress0
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I nagged him about his secrets0
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My breath was too warm on her neck when I leaned down to whisper secrets...0
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I thought he was a vampire and ate too much garlic :oops:0
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I told her my secrets and it scared her away0
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My secret life as a spy drove us apart. Our secrets didn't mesh. But we'll always have Brussels.0
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She kept wanting to go to Brussels. I got tired of Brussels0
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I keep going to Brussels for the waffles and she likes pancakes0
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She found out I was a vampire. Oh and I like french toast.0
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I didn't like sharing my blood or my French toast!0
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she only wanted me for my french toast0
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I ate all her French toast. It was delicious!0
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She didn't go for Red Heads:ohwell:0
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I refused to wear matching outfits every time we went out.0
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Because I gave up Bacon!
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cuz I like my bacon crisp and she doesn't like bacon at all.0
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Because he has no class lol0
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I was too forward!0
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Because he looks like Michael Buble, but he couldn't sing0
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She said she didn't like girls after all0
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She didn't like my Bachelor Pad...0
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There wasn't room for me in his bachelor pad.0
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