Sarcastic Heifer
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You called?? Sorry, I saw "Sarcastic Heifer" and assumed you meant me! I am sending you a FR, because personality wise, you and I could really get along well!! :drinker:0
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Just so much "No" here.
No, your friend doesn't have a leg up because of the adipex.
No, you should not be jealous of her meds.
No, your kids didn't trash your body.
No, you're probably not ready to take it seriously this time.
All of which is fine. Almost anyone who has had real success at this will tell you that they had a dozen false starts. You fake it til you make it. You go through the motions until it clicks. You'll know it clicked when you wake up and realize that none of that ****, not the meds or the kids or husband with the Doritos, none of it matters. There are a million perfectly valid reasons to do it right tomorrow. There are a million perfectly valid reasons not to. It's not about the reasons. All that matters is which side of the ledger you choose your reasons from when you wake up in the morning. The rest is just mental and emotional *kitten*.
I like you. (Even though I'm sure OP was being facetious with most of that stuff.) I like this post, especially your last 3 sentences.0 -
LOL, feel free to send me FR. I dig it. As for the people who are making negative comments...why are you wasting your time? I don't get it. I don't go around reading these posts and thinking, "I disagree, I better let this person know how I feel!"
Weird.0 -
No, no, no...ok, here is the deal. You misunderstand completely. First of all, whoever made the hyberbole dig. I dig it. I dig it MORE THAN ANYONE HAS EVER DUG ANYTHING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING. Really, it was hilarious.
I believe I made it clear right from the jump that I'm not a touchy feely kind of person. Like, didn't I say that immediately? Yeah, I did. But, allow me to explain since everyone wants to jump my ****.
1. When I said my kids trashed my body, I did not mean that my kids made me fat. I made me fat. Not that it is any of your business but apparently I need to explain because otherwise I'll be thrown to the MFP wolves up in this *****. I mean that my second child caused massive health issues. And then when I went to have the surgery to treat said health issues, I found out I was pregnant with my third. I spent my third pregnancy on complete bedrest. After my third was born, I had a very complicated and scary hysterectomy. By trashed my body, I meant that in the literal sense. So, suck it.
2. My friend who was prescribed adipex DOES have a leg up on me. She has an amphetamine coursing through her veins giving her energy everyday. Can I just go buy some meth? No, no I cannot. I don't care what you say. I openly admit, I have zero will power. I am a mother of three tiny energy thieves and I am tired ALL OF THE TIME. You can tell me that I just have to find the motivation myself. Well, no ****, Sherlock. Why do you think I'm on this site to begin with?
3. I didn't ask for people to give me reassuring lovey messages or advice, did I? I didn't ask for judgement, correct? All I said was, if any other people who just occasionally need a kick in the *kitten* wanna get in on this thing together, let me know. That was it.
*****es be crazy.
You have not made yourself clear.
In fact, you've talked in circles.
And it's obvious you only want friends who have your outlook on things.
I believe different perspectives and opinions are necessary sometimes.
I appreciate your humor and sass, I really do.
And I do wish you the best and hope you succeed.
Peace out, homey.0 -
LOL, feel free to send me FR. I dig it. As for the people who are making negative comments...why are you wasting your time? I don't get it. I don't go around reading these posts and thinking, "I disagree, I better let this person know how I feel!"
Weird.
most I have not seen as negative, but either suggestions, questions or sarcasm. You did open yourself up by posting in an open forum. What I find weird is that someone who is a self-proclaimed sarcastic person can't read sarcasm..... :flowerforyou:0 -
No, no, no...ok, here is the deal. You misunderstand completely. First of all, whoever made the hyberbole dig. I dig it. I dig it MORE THAN ANYONE HAS EVER DUG ANYTHING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING. Really, it was hilarious.
I believe I made it clear right from the jump that I'm not a touchy feely kind of person. Like, didn't I say that immediately? Yeah, I did. But, allow me to explain since everyone wants to jump my ****.
1. When I said my kids trashed my body, I did not mean that my kids made me fat. I made me fat. Not that it is any of your business but apparently I need to explain because otherwise I'll be thrown to the MFP wolves up in this *****. I mean that my second child caused massive health issues. And then when I went to have the surgery to treat said health issues, I found out I was pregnant with my third. I spent my third pregnancy on complete bedrest. After my third was born, I had a very complicated and scary hysterectomy. By trashed my body, I meant that in the literal sense. So, suck it.
2. My friend who was prescribed adipex DOES have a leg up on me. She has an amphetamine coursing through her veins giving her energy everyday. Can I just go buy some meth? No, no I cannot. I don't care what you say. I openly admit, I have zero will power. I am a mother of three tiny energy thieves and I am tired ALL OF THE TIME. You can tell me that I just have to find the motivation myself. Well, no ****, Sherlock. Why do you think I'm on this site to begin with?
3. I didn't ask for people to give me reassuring lovey messages or advice, did I? I didn't ask for judgement, correct? All I said was, if any other people who just occasionally need a kick in the *kitten* wanna get in on this thing together, let me know. That was it.
*****es be crazy.
Wait... so you ask for people to kick your *kitten*. Then they kick your *kitten*. Then you get mad.
Who is crazy here?0 -
are you in rehab because of nacho cheese??
I have nothing to contribute, but I cannot. Stop laughing. At this sentence.0 -
I hope you gain some friends and some "motivation".
Although it doesn't come from us it truly comes from within.....
Consider this....in the time from yesterday and today in this forum.
= a good 20-30 minute workout you could have worked in.
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No, no, no...ok, here is the deal. You misunderstand completely. First of all, whoever made the hyberbole dig. I dig it. I dig it MORE THAN ANYONE HAS EVER DUG ANYTHING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING. Really, it was hilarious.
I believe I made it clear right from the jump that I'm not a touchy feely kind of person. Like, didn't I say that immediately? Yeah, I did. But, allow me to explain since everyone wants to jump my ****.
1. When I said my kids trashed my body, I did not mean that my kids made me fat. I made me fat. Not that it is any of your business but apparently I need to explain because otherwise I'll be thrown to the MFP wolves up in this *****. I mean that my second child caused massive health issues. And then when I went to have the surgery to treat said health issues, I found out I was pregnant with my third. I spent my third pregnancy on complete bedrest. After my third was born, I had a very complicated and scary hysterectomy. By trashed my body, I meant that in the literal sense. So, suck it.
2. My friend who was prescribed adipex DOES have a leg up on me. She has an amphetamine coursing through her veins giving her energy everyday. Can I just go buy some meth? No, no I cannot. I don't care what you say. I openly admit, I have zero will power. I am a mother of three tiny energy thieves and I am tired ALL OF THE TIME. You can tell me that I just have to find the motivation myself. Well, no ****, Sherlock. Why do you think I'm on this site to begin with?
3. I didn't ask for people to give me reassuring lovey messages or advice, did I? I didn't ask for judgement, correct? All I said was, if any other people who just occasionally need a kick in the *kitten* wanna get in on this thing together, let me know. That was it.
*****es be crazy.
Well you come on here acting the part of the sarcastic funny fat girl then get pissy when people call you on it., hell even your screen name is modeled after a radio personality with that persona. You ask for help in getting you in line or giving you a kick in the *kitten* when you need it and then get pissy when people point out things you don’t want to face.
My advice (and no you didn’t ask for it but I’ma givin it anyway) pay attention to what a bunch of these people are telling you, there’s a whole **** ton of experience here that might have a better understanding of what’s going on than you do cause they been there done that already.
Whether you’re *****y, sarcastic, funny or whatever I wish you luck!0 -
My screen name is my name...I'm confused.0
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Sneak into the pantry and smash those Doritos before your husband opens the bag. "What? Your chips are all smashed? Sorry babe, I have no idea what happened..." Maybe he'll get tired of eating them with a spoon and stop bringing them into the house. Passive-aggressive as hell, but it sure makes you feel better... Plus, you'll probably burn a calorie or two smashing those Doritos!0
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Sneak into the pantry and smash those Doritos before your husband opens the bag. "What? Your chips are all smashed? Sorry babe, I have no idea what happened..." Maybe he'll get tired of eating them with a spoon and stop bringing them into the house. Passive-aggressive as hell, but it sure makes you feel better... Plus, you'll probably burn a calorie or two smashing those Doritos!
Lol, I like this. Makes me smile! :laugh:0 -
LOL, feel free to send me FR. I dig it. As for the people who are making negative comments...why are you wasting your time? I don't get it. I don't go around reading these posts and thinking, "I disagree, I better let this person know how I feel!"
Weird.
most I have not seen as negative, but either suggestions, questions or sarcasm. You did open yourself up by posting in an open forum. What I find weird is that someone who is a self-proclaimed sarcastic person can't read sarcasm..... :flowerforyou:
^^^ QFT0 -
I don't know what I'm liking more more.... OP's sense of humor or the other posters' lack of it... lol...0
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Sneak into the pantry and smash those Doritos before your husband opens the bag. "What? Your chips are all smashed? Sorry babe, I have no idea what happened..." Maybe he'll get tired of eating them with a spoon and stop bringing them into the house. Passive-aggressive as hell, but it sure makes you feel better... Plus, you'll probably burn a calorie or two smashing those Doritos!
Seriously - funny! LOL0 -
My screen name is my name...I'm confused.
Dana Loesch (pronounced Lash) is a conservative radio personality and she's snarky. I assumed your name was a play on hers.0 -
That right there is funny I don't care who you are...Sneak into the pantry and smash those Doritos before your husband opens the bag. "What? Your chips are all smashed? Sorry babe, I have no idea what happened..." Maybe he'll get tired of eating them with a spoon and stop bringing them into the house. Passive-aggressive as hell, but it sure makes you feel better... Plus, you'll probably burn a calorie or two smashing those Doritos!0 -
The husband must be destroyed. He is a saboteur.0
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Wow...are you guys serious with this ****? Here is the deal...I didn't come to YOU asking for advice or getting up in your business. I am perfectly accountable for my own actions. I am fat because I eat like **** and don't exercise. I happen to be snarky and sarcastic. You're super adorable with your trolling, really. Precious, even. Lol.
Nope you're not ready.0 -
Thanks, Doctor.0
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My screen name is my name...I'm confused.
Dana Loesch (pronounced Lash) is a conservative radio personality and she's snarky. I assumed your name was a play on hers.
Ohhhh, I forgot about her! Isn't she the one that used the AR-15 lighter on TV or something?0 -
Not sure, I don't listen to her much as she's way to far left for my tastes.0
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No, no, no...ok, here is the deal. You misunderstand completely. First of all, whoever made the hyberbole dig. I dig it. I dig it MORE THAN ANYONE HAS EVER DUG ANYTHING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING. Really, it was hilarious.
I believe I made it clear right from the jump that I'm not a touchy feely kind of person. Like, didn't I say that immediately? Yeah, I did. But, allow me to explain since everyone wants to jump my ****.
1. When I said my kids trashed my body, I did not mean that my kids made me fat. I made me fat. Not that it is any of your business but apparently I need to explain because otherwise I'll be thrown to the MFP wolves up in this *****. I mean that my second child caused massive health issues. And then when I went to have the surgery to treat said health issues, I found out I was pregnant with my third. I spent my third pregnancy on complete bedrest. After my third was born, I had a very complicated and scary hysterectomy. By trashed my body, I meant that in the literal sense. So, suck it.
2. My friend who was prescribed adipex DOES have a leg up on me. She has an amphetamine coursing through her veins giving her energy everyday. Can I just go buy some meth? No, no I cannot. I don't care what you say. I openly admit, I have zero will power. I am a mother of three tiny energy thieves and I am tired ALL OF THE TIME. You can tell me that I just have to find the motivation myself. Well, no ****, Sherlock. Why do you think I'm on this site to begin with?
3. I didn't ask for people to give me reassuring lovey messages or advice, did I? I didn't ask for judgement, correct? All I said was, if any other people who just occasionally need a kick in the *kitten* wanna get in on this thing together, let me know. That was it.
*****es be crazy.
You have not made yourself clear.
In fact, you've talked in circles.
And it's obvious you only want friends who have your outlook on things.
I believe different perspectives and opinions are necessary sometimes.
I appreciate your humor and sass, I really do.
And I do wish you the best and hope you succeed.
Peace out, homey.
agreed.
OP; I thought you wanted to play
It's Friday & all. However it seems as though you would prefer to play in your world rather than to come out & join everyone else.
No shade. It is what it is.
As you were.:drinker:0 -
No shade.
Apparently my hipness has waned in my old age, I don't think I've ever heard that before, getting old blows...0 -
Anyway...I have three kids who I love more than life itself. But they TRASHED my body.
Wait.
Your three kids forced you to eat at a calorie surplus and then continue to eat at a higher maintenance level over an extended period of time? I'm pretty sure children don't actually have this ability.0 -
welcome to the fora. consider this post your initiation.
all kinds of people around here.
if you want to do it, you will do it.
i suggest getting a friends list together and doing most of your talking to them, that way you can delete people. and you could even have a whole friends list full of people who share your type of banter.
i do that by adding people who post things that make sense to me, or amuse me.
anyway everyone starts out with excuses and such. i had plenty when i started. in my experience, the excuses take time to drop off as well, you just have to work through them and over time have your revelations about yourself. i highly doubt that all successfull people on here came without any excuses or reservations or blaming... just be honest with yourself and take what you need and leave the rest from the forums.0 -
Add me........ill ***** at you!0
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You will probably have a better, longer lasting result by tracking your food and doing things right than your friend with her prescription drug. Many people I know that took prescription weight loss drugs lost a lot of weight. When they reached their goal weight their prescription ended and all the weight went back on plus some. They learned nothing about self control and good choices. If you follow people's advice and log every thing you eat, eat right, and exercise you will find more success.0
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Lolz :laugh:0
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I think my issue is that I'm an instant gratification kind of person. Like, "Hey, I just ran a mile, I'm gonna go weigh myself...Wait...I didn't lose any weight running that mile?!?! What the hell?!?!"
That's why I'm jealous of the adipex. Because it expedites the process. I want immediate results with minimum work, ya' know?0
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