In Ketosis, but I didn't intend to be...

<.< I'll just drop mah two cents in here:

If you have ketosis it means you are burning off ketones- those of which have a sweet aroma- I'm assuming that's how you know you have ketone bodies in your urine; cause it smells like cherries or almond paste- at least that's what ketones smell like in lab. Eat more sugars because you don't have enough glycogen: which comes from glucose which is broken down from sucrose. It just means you're burning a fatty acid instead of a sugar. Should you be worried, maybe. Go to your doctor, how many people on here do you think have any type of science knowledge that would even remotely help.

Oh and you can't boot someone on a forum....

I'm crying from laughing so hard here :')))))


1. See a Doctor

2. Stay out of the toilet

3. Eat more carbs

4. Please boot me - I want to see how that happens

Yup, still waiting....

Anyone else keep trying to peek up her skirt? I keep watching thinking I might see something.

Also, ask for your damn money back from that "chemistry degree"

while you'er there you should stop by and meet with the school nurse

Guys, guys, I've figured it out.

OP was clearly seeing raspberry ketones in her pee.

Problem solved.

OP: You should contact Doctor Oz.

But..he's still a doctor...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I would put a jif, but I'm on my phone. Irony at it's best. :laugh:

Edited to remove picture to condense this.

Oh my goodness....haha. This is still going?

I have internet, I know how to use it

Apparently except when it comes to how one boots people from threads on message boards on the internet?

Seriously why would someone say something like that if they are later going to fuss about how they are not an idiot?

Anyhoo I think "I have internet, I know how to use it" shall now be my go-to response for things. It's working out so well for OP!

/goes to look for beer boot again

Awesome thread... laughing so hard!:laugh: :bigsmile:

Ketones in the urine are not necessarily "abnormal" depending on your diet and exercise level, and it definitely does not mean you are in a "state of ketosis" - never heard that term before. It probably has to do with your diet since high protein / low carb can cause ketones to be released in your urine.

Or it could be a bunch of other reasons, not sure why you are doing a urine dipstick without a doctor’s orders but if you do not know how to interpret the results then you probably shouldn’t do it. Again, go see a doctor if you want a medical advice.

I couldn't read all the posts, but did someone suggest going to a doctor? I heard you can even Skype with one if you don't care if they have like credentials or a medical degree or anything.