Why did the person above you dump you?
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Ummm... that was awkward... I prefer men0
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I was neither classy nor smart-assy0
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I have no idea. I have it on good authority from the hot/bang/spank threads that I'm quite a catch.0
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She knew I was "catch and release"0
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Because it takes me forever to respond to messages!0
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I wouldn't share our glasses!0
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i asked her to take her hat off0
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We couldn't come to an agreement on who was the spooner and who was the spoonee.0
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I told him he was too brooding.0
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She always ate the skittle colours I wanted0
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I preferred toffee over skittles.0
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She was always eating all of my Heath and Skor bars and just leaving me the Skittles! :grumble:0
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I've been trying to find out for months now :sad:0
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She never liked me.0
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i asked her to take her hat off
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He kept saying I never liked him0
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She wanted me to go on a cruise with her...I said never again.0
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I could never get my abs quite as nice as hers!0
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She was afraid of commitment0
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She wanted to be clingy.0
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He wouldn't give me space!0
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I gave her too much space.0
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I was from outer space! :bigsmile:0
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I couldn't handle his RoaDdog0
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I wasn't serious enough for her0
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I couldn't handle that she wore the red dress better than me0
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She dumped me for being too old, too fishy, and too married.0
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Dunno, just glad he did as I was running out of excuses!0
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She ran out of excuses.0
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I didn't lift heavy enough.0
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