Why did the person above you dump you?

I wouldn't take bathroom selfies with him

i tried to spoon with him too much.

family drama.

stole their pants without their knowledge.

I brought us two tickets for a romantic cruise...sadly it was on a battleship going to the middle-east
Her smile is her putting on a brave face as she looks over the side of the deck and see's terrorist soldiers...

i took my pics vertically.

I couldn't keep looking sideways.

She thought I was staring...LoL..I was looking for her.

She couldn't see me standing right in front of her face

He thought my stilettos weren't as as pretty as his

She was jealous of my peds work

She thought I was jealous of her peds work...lol..while I tip my hat off to you...jealous?? No...

Lol jk

Was more interested in turtle trivia

:sad: She kept referencing Leonardo and Michelangelo and Raphael....

He wouldn't learn how to ride.

He was mad because I was trying to protect him; he kept trying to get on the horse backwards...

Ya have to get off the short bus, sdfrcf....