Confessions: The "Fattest Thing" You've Ever Done

In college, I made baked ziti for my girlfriend. We each had a reasonable sized serving, but I couldn't fit the rest in my fridge. We had a party to go to so I told her not to worry about it I'd handle it later. A few hours later I returned. The baked ziti was sitting on my desk, still warm (that's how much there was). I was drunk. I ate it all, probably like a pound and a half of pasta and cheese. It took an hour.

Oh so many....hell, why do you think I was obese for about 18 years?!

It started young. I remember mindlessly eating way too many peanuts on the way to our camp and getting violently ill from it. And then there was baking pans of brownies and hiding the evidence (dirty mixing bowl, pan, utensils) under my bed if I didn't have time to clean up before Mom got home from work. She actually busted me on that which thankfully stopped it. But then I'd find other ways like riding my bike to the store and wolfing down an italian (hoagie/sub) with a big bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Later in life, I'd double eat. Either stop at McD's on the way home for a burger and coke or stop at the convenience store to get some chocolate milk and candy bars or a box of snack cakes - and then have dinner with Hubs. It was shameful how much food wrapping there was under the seats of my car! And Hubs never had a clue - he even commented once about not understanding how I had a weight problem when he never saw me eat much food. But we'd drink - oh we'd drink. And not stuff like diet coke and rum. No, it was copious amounts of coffee brandy mixed with 1-2% milk. The calories...my god.

And on days I had off for holidays he didn't get, I'd actually plan on feasting my brains out. I'd go to the grocery story and get a frozen supreme pizza (and not one of those little ones) and a pint of Ben and Jerry's and eat all of that and sometimes more. Got busted with that too unfortunately.. It was MLK Jr day and he had to work even though we were having a big snow storm. So I had my ice cream and half the pizza for breakfast then went out and shoveled the driveway off. Just as I was finishing up, I slipped on the ice and broke my leg. Spent the afternoon in the ER and when he drove me home, there was the other half of the pizza on the stove. So much shame...

Oh and I'd do that two drinks at the drive thru thing too. That way I could justify 2 sandwiches and 2 pies.

made a whole loaf of cinnamon sugar bread and ate it all in a day!! But who can resist really good homemade bread?:noway: I would probably do it again too:laugh: hence the reason I seldom bake anymore!:sad:

My husband works for a particular company, of which one of its sponsors is a gourmet donut shop. He brought home 18 Butterfinger donuts one evening after a show...let's just say 9 of those donuts did not see the morning sun.

When I was in college and working, I would hit the Dairy Queen by school and order 4 double cheeseburgers (2 for 2$), and eat three of them on the way home. I would give whoever was home the other burger, acting like I had only eaten one.

Cans of frosting and vanilla wafers, 1lbs packages of teriyaki beef jerky, entire packages of Chips Ahoy cookies...I'm surprised I didn't die of a massive heart attack back then.

Double bacon cheeseburger, Coke, and fries...on my way home to make dinner.

I have done plenty. This to me is always the worse. I would eat a big package of cookies in one day.

Ate a litre and a half tub of vanillia ice cream in one sitting... this was.... maybe 3 days ago? I was watching TV and mindlessly eating, next thing I knew I hit the bottom of the tub X_X OOOOOOOOPS!
Oh and all you can eat sushi, I'm not allowed in those places anymore. Ever.

ordered two drinks so it didn't look like all the food was for me!

^ I used to do this all the time! Also I would keep a note pad visable so it looked like I was reading other people orders. Nope just me, myself and I.

OMG, this was my big sin too, but what I would do is order a 20 piece nugget and then order 2 large fries so the drivethrough people would think it was for two...I'd eat it all myself. Haven't done that since I met my husband 7 years ago.

celebrated a mid week day off by watching movies all day and eating 2 12" meatball subway subs, bag of chips and 6pack of coke. My wife was wondering why I was so sleepy when she came home from work.

Ate an entire tub of Nutella with a spoon... Not one of the little tubs. Family size.

Taco Bell for lunch. I think in terms of "how many things should I get?" so a burrito, Crunchwrap, Nachos Bell Grande, and a soft taco. Then a cookie sandwich for dessert. Large, thin-crust pizza for dinner the same night with some breadsticks. It was about a 6000 calorie day. It's happened at least twice.

I totally get item number 12 on that list. BECAUSE HAM.

My fattest thing was getting the 24 hour buffet pass in Vegas. It was shark week and I ate more in each sitting (6...SIX...sittings in all. Who needs 7 plates of food 6 times in 24 hours? F**ked if I know) than my hungover husband and his 250lb dad put together.

I was about 125lbs at the time and weighed myself the week later and I had put on about 5.5lbs. This was not water weight.

I still feel regret. But also a slight sense of accomplishment that I had 42 plates of food in a 16 hour window.

I ate an entire box of $125.00 Godiva chocolates on New Year's by myself. I could eat 3 Quarter Pounders or 3 Egg McMuffins at a time and yes, I'd sometimes do the order 2 drinks gig. I would eat a whole box of Entenmann's eclairs in one sitting, but the best by far was the 12" steak & cheese, extra cheese, extra mayo, extra grilled onions with fried fake crab sticks. Ah...the memories...

I have a lot of these that I used to do. here are a few

-Buy dessert at the grocery store bakery, and eat it all in the car because I didn't want to share half with my husband, and I knew if he would see it he would want to split
-Have a snack on my way to dinner, usually this snack was a meal from the drive thru
-A couple times I would go to two different fast food places, get a burger here and a couple tacos here, make one giant glutenous meal
-I used to get McDonald's every morning for breakfast, I didn't like the hashbrowns too much, so I would substitute another sandwich, usually I was getting an egg McMuffin and a Sausage egg & cheese McGriddle, calculating out those calories after I stopped was sickening.

right now to read this posts.... i want to eat again a lot of chocolates........