Why did the person above you dump you?

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  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Because I stole her A$$less chaps! Lol
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I told him his boat was small and he got offended!
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    pjjabxqba6kv.jpg@mneil20
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    see tiny! lol!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I was always telling her "size doesn't matter",
    Row boats and Yachts all float on water unless you make them sink!
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    @ Josh....nice tug. Here is the one I served on. YTB 835.
    Toot toot.

    @ Fab.....she said size didn't matter.....but she didn't mean it. And then she dumped me.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    territhefrog wrote: »
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    @ Josh....nice tug. Here is the one I served on. YTB 835.
    Toot toot.

    @ Fab.....she said size didn't matter.....but she didn't mean it. And then she dumped me.
    That's a true tug boat.. What I'm on is technically a push boat.. Proper name is a (Tow Boat) ;-)
  • GoingSlightlyMad
    GoingSlightlyMad Posts: 190 Member
    He said I was boring and boatless :'(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I didn't know how to swim and she wanted to buy a boat!
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    She thought I was making fun of her when I bought her a swim floatie. It was a cute little duck, too.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    I make outlandish statements concerning the intricate workings of Rubik's Cubes
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    He wouldn't stop playing with that dang Rubik's cube. I had to take care of my own "business."
  • libbydoodle11
    libbydoodle11 Posts: 1,351 Member
    She said I was a trust fund baby, born with a silver spoon in my mouth and that I didn't know the meaning of earning a living.
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
    she measured me in my sleep and found out i was .2 inches shorter that wat i had told her
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    He said I was too demanding....I'm not demanding. I just know when I want "it".
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was demanding and wouldn't accept it! I couldn't help but remind her of that on a daily basis!
  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
    I wouldn't let her boss me around
  • megan_h26
    megan_h26 Posts: 325 Member
    She couldn't catch me in the running.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    she bossed me around all the time!
  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
    edited October 2014
    she stole my red dress!! and dumped me when I confronted her about it
  • hunterdave1217
    hunterdave1217 Posts: 168 Member
    I screwed up her pancakes :(
  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
    edited October 2014
    he couldn't cook when he told me he could....how do you screw up pancakes! SMH
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    she was in love with @hunterdave1217
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
    I was too much of a floozy for her
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She rivaled my floozieness and that is not tolerated!
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
    She got mad that I did my pole dancing in the front yard nekkid
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Because she wouldn't teach me to pole dance..I got mad. And the neighbors saw her! She taught them!!!! WHAT?
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    My dogs (Sheila and Oreo) peed on the pole. They are really really sorry. Will you take us back now? I will cook you bacon.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Her dog peed on my side girls pole, my side girl broke her arm and then I had to explain all of this to her!
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    I don't know why she dumped me. I let her have side girls.
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