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  • SyntonicGarden
    SyntonicGarden Posts: 944 Member
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    1. (In an Aussie accent) "You didn't come here to-die. You came here yester-die."

    2. No eye deer.

    3. That's because you had a cockatoo in your mouth.

    (I LOVE this thread, btw.)
  • xmusicloverr
    xmusicloverr Posts: 100 Member
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    "I said hey genie... give me an orange for a head"
  • joseccastaneda
    joseccastaneda Posts: 267 Member
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (as loud as you can scream it)
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
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    I rung the doorbell, didn't I?
  • MonaLisaLianne
    MonaLisaLianne Posts: 377 Member
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    "Because you're a size 14 and she's a size 8!"
  • troy_bailey
    troy_bailey Posts: 1 Member
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    Just put it on my bill.
  • MonaLisaLianne
    MonaLisaLianne Posts: 377 Member
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    He was charged with transporting young gulls across state lions for immortal porpoises.
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
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    Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!!
  • perfekta
    perfekta Posts: 331 Member
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    it's @ss
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    JTick wrote: »
    I rung the doorbell, didn't I?
    HA!!!!!!!!

    along those lines....

    1. Matt
    2. Art
    3. Bob
    4. Russell

  • rdmitche1
    rdmitche1 Posts: 400 Member
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    No, but his face rings a bell!
  • jeffviets
    jeffviets Posts: 67 Member
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    "F*** that! Look at what it did to your underwear!"
  • jeffviets
    jeffviets Posts: 67 Member
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    Usually they just leave her in the swing!
  • kateangel2312
    kateangel2312 Posts: 242 Member
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    A nun on a spit
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
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    mom that thing is a tooth brush! because auntie sally was brushing her teeth with daddys and there was foam all over her face
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
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    rdmitche1 wrote: »
    No, but his face rings a bell!
    Lol!!
    (continues on...)
    "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."

  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
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    Well it sure tasted like a shrimp!
  • zezelryck
    zezelryck Posts: 251 Member
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    No it's ok, I've got my bike outside :-)
  • ens102
    ens102 Posts: 37 Member
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    You guys don't get it...chunks is my dog.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    BLACKxLABEL wrote: »
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    ...luckily I managed to finish and zip up before the paramedics arrived to extract her from the wreckage.

    Hahaha, that's no joke, you're just full of *kitten*!
    :laugh: We'll see after you read your PM. :wink:

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