Favorite Joke..... punchline only

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  ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member

  January 2015

  A pig that amazing...you don't want to eat all at once.

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  aprilkats Posts: 34 Member

  January 2015

  I have no eye deer

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  PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member

  January 2015

  ...luckily I managed to finish and zip up before the paramedics arrived to extract her from the wreckage.

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  karen_fitzgibbon Posts: 736 Member

  January 2015

  And that's how the fight started....

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  bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member

  January 2015

  Yeah, she got fired, too!

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  bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member

  January 2015

  Why do you ask, "Two-Dogs-Barking"?

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  MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

  January 2015

  "Nah, that's just a little ice cream"

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  BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member

  January 2015

  "Nice boobs, now where do you want the blinds?"

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  EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member

  January 2015

  "I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"

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  TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member

  January 2015

  "Do you think I wished for a 12 inch Pianist?"

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  ThatMouse Posts: 229 Member

  January 2015

  "You mean to say they gave me a chihuahua?!"

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  MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

  January 2015

  Not for $2.50 you can't

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  EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member

  January 2015

  "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

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  avoidtheclapp107 Posts: 49 Member

  January 2015

  That's what the spoon's for!

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  MonaLisaLianne Posts: 398 Member

  January 2015

  "That wasn't a parachute. It was a backpack."

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  MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

  January 2015

  avoidtheclapp107 wrote: »

  That's what the spoon's for!

  
  I didn't think anyone else knew that one!!!! HA!!!!
  
  

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  ljmorgi Posts: 264 Member

  January 2015

  "Don't you start with that again."
  
  (...because "Arrrrr, it's been drivin' me nuts all day!" was taken.)

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  eemmerson929 Posts: 27 Member

  January 2015

  "Now that we got your sinuses fixed we'll work on your hearing."

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  Arch799 Posts: 106 Member

  January 2015

  "oh... in that case got any grapes?"

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  SyntonicGarden Posts: 944 Member

  January 2015

  1. (In an Aussie accent) "You didn't come here to-die. You came here yester-die."
  
  2. No eye deer.
  
  3. That's because you had a cockatoo in your mouth.
  
  (I LOVE this thread, btw.)

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  xmusicloverr Posts: 100 Member

  January 2015

  "I said hey genie... give me an orange for a head"

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  joseccastaneda Posts: 267 Member

  January 2015

  MOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (as loud as you can scream it)

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  JTick Posts: 2,131 Member

  January 2015

  I rung the doorbell, didn't I?

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  MonaLisaLianne Posts: 398 Member

  January 2015

  "Because you're a size 14 and she's a size 8!"

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  troy_bailey Posts: 1 Member

  January 2015

  Just put it on my bill.

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  MonaLisaLianne Posts: 398 Member

  January 2015

  He was charged with transporting young gulls across state lions for immortal porpoises.

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  bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member

  January 2015

  Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!!

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  perfekta Posts: 331 Member

  January 2015

  it's @ss

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  MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

  January 2015

  JTick wrote: »

  I rung the doorbell, didn't I?

  HA!!!!!!!!
  
  along those lines....
  
  1. Matt
  2. Art
  3. Bob
  4. Russell
  
  

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