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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

RoxieDawn
RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
edited November 2024 in Fun and Games
Most of you will be familiar with this game, if you're not follow as below. This continues, with people making/ruining wishes.

Person 1: "I wish I had X-Ray vision"

Person below me can say: "Granted, but you die from the radiation".

Person below then asks for his wish: I wish I had a car.


I will start: I wish I could run as fast as lightning.
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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted: but you would have to strike down a person once a month (as lighting)

    I wish I good read minds (part time- like two hours a day)
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  • TheDoughnutTheif
    TheDoughnutTheif Posts: 349 Member
    Granted: but you hear thoughts all the time and cannot stop the ability

    I wish I had telekinesis
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted, but be warned too much mind over matter will make your head explode.

    I wish I had a million dollars
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  • TheDoughnutTheif
    TheDoughnutTheif Posts: 349 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted but every one is deaf

    I wish I had the strength of an ant
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted: that would be impressive. Ya know, proportionally.

    But you are gonna have to dodge lethal bug spray on a daily basis.

    Oh yeah and wish: that I could win a 5 million lottery
  • TheDoughnutTheif
    TheDoughnutTheif Posts: 349 Member
    Granted, but the lottery is found to have been rigged and your winnings are recalled

    I wish I could time travel
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted, but you run the risk of getting stuck in a time warp!

    I wish that I lived on beach somewhere where no one knows my name
  • autumnblade75
    autumnblade75 Posts: 1,661 Member
    gia07 wrote: »
    Granted, but you run the risk of getting stuck in a time warp!

    I wish that I lived on beach somewhere where no one knows my name

    "It's just a jump to the left..."

    Granted. Nobody knows your name because you're the only living human.

    I wish for the winning lottery ticket.
  • calico55
    calico55 Posts: 18 Member
    Granted, but you might be homeless without a home which would require someone knowing your name.

    I wish I did not struggle with debilitating anxiety and depression.
  • oniwolf382
    oniwolf382 Posts: 39
    Granted
    But you have to share it with 500,000 people

    I wish I could control consciously every aspect of my body, and mind.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but everything you control goes wrong/to the opposite of what you want in 30 seconds.

    Wish: could have that flying dream once per week
  • davert123
    davert123 Posts: 1,568 Member
    Granted, but you forget you aren't asleep one day and have a nasty accident out of a window :-)

    I wish I could swim under the sea
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted, but you get eaten by sharks.

    I wish that all my credit debt would just go away and I have perfect credit
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but you're homeless and a raving lunatic

    I wish I could heal the world
  • countscalories
    countscalories Posts: 418 Member
    Granted, but what if you can't afford the malpractice insurance?

    I wish I could become invisible whenever I wanted to.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted for everything except your nervous system and eyeballs ... resulting in severe mental trauma for everyone who witnesses you.

    I wish I could solve world hunger
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Granted, but you have to do ALL of the cooking.

    I wish a $100 bill would appear in my pocket every time I snapped my fingers...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but every time you snap your fingers, a thumb falls off.

    I wish I were the one to discover intelligent alien life.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted, however you are taken hostage never to come back to reveal your discovery.

    I wish I could win the mega millions lottery.
  • kmburns3
    kmburns3 Posts: 46 Member
    Granted but your accountant will eventually steal your earnings, leaving you broke.

    I wish I could read a book as fast as Johnny #5 in Short Circuit.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted... but your eye will fall out.

    I wish I were taller.
  • TheDoughnutTheif
    TheDoughnutTheif Posts: 349 Member
    Granted you are now Godzilla

    I wish I could fluently speak every spoken language
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted but you live in a country that cannot understand a thing you say.

    I wish to speak to your supervisor please
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but I'm self-employed.

    I wish for three extra wishes.
  • thickerella
    thickerella Posts: 154 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but I'm self-employed.

    I wish for three extra wishes.

    Granted, but each additional wish will result in the gruesome death of someone you hold dear.

  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but now you get 3x the irony

    i wish i could walk across the country
  • thickerella
    thickerella Posts: 154 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but now you get 3x the irony

    i wish i could walk across the country

    Granted, but the entire time you can't change your underwear.

    I wish I had a cheese sandwich.

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but the country is plunged into a new ice age and you've only got flip flops.

    I wish I was little bit taller
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl who looked good
    I would call her
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four Impala
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