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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Granted, however you are taken hostage never to come back to reveal your discovery.

    I wish I could win the mega millions lottery.
  • kmburns3
    kmburns3 Posts: 46 Member
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    Granted but your accountant will eventually steal your earnings, leaving you broke.

    I wish I could read a book as fast as Johnny #5 in Short Circuit.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Granted... but your eye will fall out.

    I wish I were taller.
  • TheDoughnutTheif
    TheDoughnutTheif Posts: 349 Member
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    Granted you are now Godzilla

    I wish I could fluently speak every spoken language
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Granted but you live in a country that cannot understand a thing you say.

    I wish to speak to your supervisor please
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but I'm self-employed.

    I wish for three extra wishes.
  • thickerella
    thickerella Posts: 154 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but I'm self-employed.

    I wish for three extra wishes.

    Granted, but each additional wish will result in the gruesome death of someone you hold dear.

  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    granted but now you get 3x the irony

    i wish i could walk across the country
  • thickerella
    thickerella Posts: 154 Member
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    handyrunner wrote: »
    granted but now you get 3x the irony

    i wish i could walk across the country

    Granted, but the entire time you can't change your underwear.

    I wish I had a cheese sandwich.

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but the country is plunged into a new ice age and you've only got flip flops.

    I wish I was little bit taller
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl who looked good
    I would call her
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four Impala
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    granted but now you can only speak in sing song

    I wish i could eat and never gain a pound!
  • ShaunShaunphenomenon
    ShaunShaunphenomenon Posts: 141 Member
    edited January 2015
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    I wish I was little bit taller
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl who looked good
    I would call her
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four Impala

    Granted, but you're now in a wheel chair
    Granted, but you die for excessive partying
    granted, but she is a *kitten* person who steals everything and cheats on you.
    Granted, but she doesn't pick up :)
    Granted, but the ball weighs 14 tons
    Granted, but nothing is under the hood.


    I wish I could fly
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
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    I wish I was little bit taller Granted but it is temporary and you actually get shorter.
    I wish I was a baller Granted but you loose any talanet you may have
    I wish I had a girl who looked good Granted but she turns into a toad instantly
    I would call her Granted but she is now a toad
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat Granted but this is not a magic rabbit
    And a six four Impala Granted but it does not run.

    I wish I were a glow worm..

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    ShaunShaunphenomenon wrote: »


    I wish I could fly

    Granted, but you're a fly.

    I wish I had telekinesis
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
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    gia07 wrote: »

    I wish I were a glow worm..

    Granted, but its from radiation and you're dead in 48 hours.

    I wish I could read tea leaves.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    granted but you have to drink the tea and you dont like tea!!

    i wish i could make heads explode
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted but your head will shrink and you will talk like a chip monk.

    I wish I were a princess
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    granted but your the only one in the country

    i wish my cup was never empty
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but your cup is an athletic cup. Drink up.

    I wish I didn't have to exercise to stay fit.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted but your cup will break, you will get really sticky and you will cuss out the person who granted your wish.

    I wish I was here

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