I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • BeardedStud
    BeardedStud Posts: 35
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    Granted.. You now fully understand Justin Beiber!!!
    I wish I was a ninja
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: but now you realize ignorance is bliss

    Wish: it was 79 degrees everyday (pleasant weather)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but never for you since you live in Antarctica.

    I wish magic was real
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Granted but know there is a rule to allow mother nature to vent her frustrations with allowing a hurricane, tornado, flood atleast 10 days of the year.

    I wish we had a diary queen so I could get a small ice cream to brighten my day (only a small one).
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: but it is literally real & you just sawed many women in half & are a serial killer

    Wish: dreams came true
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: but it is literally real & you just sawed many women in half & are a serial killer

    Wish: dreams came true

    Granted, but you only dream of nuclear meltdowns

    I wish I had xRay vision
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but it is always on so you only see people insides

    I wish I had a beer
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but it's O'Doul's.

    I wish I I could play basketball like Michael Jordan
  • mrsKOrtiz
    mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
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    Granted and you are short like Kevin Hart


    Wish: I wish I could cook like Emeril Lagasse
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but th e only thing you can say is bam

    I wish I the best wardrobe
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but the only recipe you remember is for boiling eggs.

    I wish I won every contest I entered
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
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    granted , but you will lose the sense of taste and smell

    wish I could do Stand up like Dave Chappelle /Chris Rock
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but you get crippling stage fright and can only do your act standing in the shower naked.

    I wish I had irresistible sex appeal to women.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but a vicious accident lops off your junk
    I wish I could speak to animals
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
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    granted , but you have erectile dysfunction
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: but only now you can only be attracted TO men, so all the lady attention is wasted.

    Wish: there were no calories in ice cream.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Lol I love how everyone was so eager to emasculate me there lol
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
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    granted , but you hate ice cream
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: but only now you can only be attracted TO men, so all the lady attention is wasted.

    Wish: there were no calories in ice cream.

    Granted, but neither is there flavor or substance because it was never invented.

    I wish I had buns of steel.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    I think you probably do. ha ha

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