I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • donnysoule
    donnysoule Posts: 1,185 Member
    granted but you're homeless

    I wish I was a billionaire
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but it's in Monopoly money

    I wish I could stop time.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but its stops for everyone but you

    i wish i could time travel
  • donnysoule
    donnysoule Posts: 1,185 Member
    granted but you can only go backwards in 1,000,000 year leaps

    I wish I would win MegaMillions
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but the taxes are megamillions minus 1$

    I wish i found gold hidden in the walls of my house
  • brcossette
    brcossette Posts: 89 Member
    Granted but its fools gold.
    I wish i had a million wishes.
  • vikkiitoria
    vikkiitoria Posts: 110 Member
    granted, but you can only use them if you share them with one million people.
    I wish i could read minds
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    granted
    but I'm taking away your smart phone
    I wish I was 35
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted.. but because I really do not know your age, you will loose 5 years every 1 hour until you are dust.

    I wish I were somewhere warm, sunny and has a pretty beach and I have absolutely no responsibilities.
  • vikkiitoria
    vikkiitoria Posts: 110 Member
    granted, but you are stuck on a tropical island that is completely deserted.
    I wish i could travel the world
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted but the beach is actually the middle of the desert!!!

    i wish i were on a yacht sipping martinis
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    edited January 2015
    @gia07 Granted - come visit me! lol but after you're on the beach a tidal wave whisks you away!
    I wish I lived closer to some of my friends on here...
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Granted, but every day you wake up in a new location

    I wish I could ballroom dance
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    Granted! But you find out the "ball"room is actually not a place to dance in! ha ha
    I wish I was wealthy!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but everyone else stops doing *kitten* so there is nothing to buy

    I wish I had a taco
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted but you have to get in your car, go the ATM get cash, drive to your local Mexican restaurant or Taco Bell and place an order. The only thing is they are out of tacos.

    I wish I lived on deserted island but I have ice and ice cream and freezer to put it in, electric power, a small hurricane protected home that does not have to be cleaned, satellite TV and a remote, hammock and of course a cooler of beer and food.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    gia07 wrote: »
    Granted but you have to get in your car, go the ATM get cash, drive to your local Mexican restaurant or Taco Bell and place an order. The only thing is they are out of tacos.

    I wish I lived on deserted island but I have ice and ice cream and freezer to put it in, electric power, a small hurricane protected home that does not have to be cleaned, satellite TV and a remote, hammock and of course a cooler of beer and food.

    Granted but your mouth is attached to your own butt. Bon appetit.

    I wish I had Godzilla for an obedient pet.

  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted: But you own the best buildings in the city & he knocked them all down & ate everyone you like. (And he is obedient but obeys me not you)

    Wish: dark chocolate was free
  • mrsKOrtiz
    mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted

    But with every dark chocolate bite that you take you will fart out chocolate
    mist

    Wish: I had a million bucks
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
    mrsKOrtiz wrote: »
    Granted

    But with every dark chocolate bite that you take you will fart out chocolate
    mist

    Wish: I had a million bucks

    Granted, you now own one million male deer. Pooper scooper is over there.

    I wish I was omniscient
  • BeardedStud
    BeardedStud Posts: 35
    Granted.. You now fully understand Justin Beiber!!!
    I wish I was a ninja
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but now you realize ignorance is bliss

    Wish: it was 79 degrees everyday (pleasant weather)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but never for you since you live in Antarctica.

    I wish magic was real
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted but know there is a rule to allow mother nature to vent her frustrations with allowing a hurricane, tornado, flood atleast 10 days of the year.

    I wish we had a diary queen so I could get a small ice cream to brighten my day (only a small one).
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but it is literally real & you just sawed many women in half & are a serial killer

    Wish: dreams came true
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: but it is literally real & you just sawed many women in half & are a serial killer

    Wish: dreams came true

    Granted, but you only dream of nuclear meltdowns

    I wish I had xRay vision
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but it is always on so you only see people insides

    I wish I had a beer
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but it's O'Doul's.

    I wish I I could play basketball like Michael Jordan
  • mrsKOrtiz
    mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
    Granted and you are short like Kevin Hart


    Wish: I wish I could cook like Emeril Lagasse
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but th e only thing you can say is bam

    I wish I the best wardrobe

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