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  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted, Now theres a blizzard and your burried in it
    I wish i could have drop 10 lbs with no work
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted, but now you have no arms.

    I wish I could win the mega lotto.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted. Your right leg just fell off.

    I wish I could actually smell fear.
  • mooglexo
    mooglexo Posts: 93
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    granted. but now you have to donate it to charity- all of it
    - I wish i had an unlimited supply of coffee and tea
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
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    Granted.. but it was your left arm that dropped off @tibo

    I wish I could breath underwater
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted, it just fill up your room, slowly suffocating you inside
    I wish i could have a ferrari!
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted as you are underwater breathing you are eating by a shark.
  • mooglexo
    mooglexo Posts: 93
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    granted. but it wont start
    I WISH I was somewhere warm with a drink in hand on the beach in the sand!
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted, unfortunately there is a ongoing hurricane at this said beach.

    i wish i was the president of the USA
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
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    Granted but you get assassinated on your first day

    I wish I had a never ending packet of tim tams
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    blossomholly wrote: »
    Granted but you get assassinated on your first day
    LOL. That was hilarious. Good one.

    Granted, but the neverending packet refuses to ever open. :(

    I wish I could get motivated to get off MFP and do something productive.

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    blossomholly wrote: »
    Granted but you get assassinated on your first day
    LOL. That was hilarious. Good one.

    Granted, but the neverending packet refuses to ever open. :(

    I wish I could get motivated to get off MFP and do something productive.

    Granted, because your house is on fire from your computer overheating due to MFP usage.

    I wish I could reach this itch!
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted you get off, as you go do something productive you get run over by car.. (shoulda stayed on MFP)

    I wish i could read peoples minds
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
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    Granted but they all say they hate you and you get really depressed

    I wish someone put 1000,000,000 in my bank account
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. But then the bank realized it was embezzled funds and you are now in jail.

    I wish I knew why that happened.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but if happened because of you
    I wish I hadn't left that there
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
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    granted but it was too much information and your brain exploded

    I wish I could move things with my mind
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted, It happened bc of u, you go insane bc of the guilt trip

    i wish i had a yacht!!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted, but the yacht you own sank and is at the bottom of the ocean. Woo hoo. jk.

    I wish I had more hours in the day.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted, now you work 30 hrs a day instead of 8

    I with i never got tired

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