Favorite Joke..... punchline only

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  rdmitche1 Posts: 400 Member

  January 2015

  No, but his face rings a bell!

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  jeffviets Posts: 67 Member

  January 2015

  "F*** that! Look at what it did to your underwear!"

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  jeffviets Posts: 67 Member

  January 2015

  Usually they just leave her in the swing!

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  kateangel2312 Posts: 242 Member

  January 2015

  A nun on a spit

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  Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member

  January 2015

  mom that thing is a tooth brush! because auntie sally was brushing her teeth with daddys and there was foam all over her face

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  bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member

  January 2015

  rdmitche1 wrote: »

  No, but his face rings a bell!

  Lol!!
  (continues on...)
  "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."
  
  

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  joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member

  January 2015

  Well it sure tasted like a shrimp!

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  zezelryck Posts: 251 Member

  January 2015

  No it's ok, I've got my bike outside :-)

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  ens102 Posts: 37 Member

  January 2015

  You guys don't get it...chunks is my dog.

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  PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member

  January 2015

  BLACKxLABEL wrote: »

  PurringMyrrh wrote: »

  ...luckily I managed to finish and zip up before the paramedics arrived to extract her from the wreckage.

  
  Hahaha, that's no joke, you're just full of *kitten*!

  :laugh: We'll see after you read your PM.
  
  

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  avibachar Posts: 47

  January 2015

  ...so Springstein says to Madonna, "who could f**K in this weather?"

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  MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

  January 2015

  I can save the lady, but the little guy in the hat is a goner

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  IzIBu Posts: 2 Member

  January 2015

  "Hello, City Morgue? Could you send a new one, this one is full!"

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  Benjinkan Posts: 1,107 Member

  January 2015

  Fo'drizzle

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  MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

  January 2015

  So God can watch his favorite team on Sundays.

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  jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member

  January 2015

  Superman, you're a mean drunk.

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  EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member

  January 2015

  "No! NO! You wax off too much, Daniel-San!"

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  MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

  January 2015

  Dude... the potato is supposed to go in the front!

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  MisterZ33 Posts: 567 Member

  January 2015

  thats when i realized the she was a he!

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  Bruceapple Posts: 2,027 Member

  January 2015

  the waters deep too

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  EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member

  January 2015

  "2 pounds per square inch"

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  tweetle1 Posts: 47 Member

  January 2015

  No eye deer

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  earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member

  January 2015

  There's no west for the reary.

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  ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  ...an asteroid is found between Mars and Jupiter. A hemorrhoid is found around "Uranus"*
  
  

  *edited because it wouldn't let me type "your an-s"

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  SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member

  January 2015

  wong ho! OW! wong ho I say!

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  eyleene Posts: 264 Member

  January 2015

  Custurd , musturd and you , you big *kitten* , run cyril run

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  TrailBlazerMN Posts: 202

  January 2015

  Deez Nuts!

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  Donnelly1979 Posts: 323 Member

  January 2015

  Thats not how you hold a chicken!!

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  bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member

  February 2015

  I don't have to outrun the bear...only have to outrun you!

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  carlsonrobb Posts: 914 Member

  February 2015

  No he thinks he's Arnold Palmer

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