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  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Granted, but it had to be on a bed of nails... with Weird Al music playing in the background


    I wish I could fly
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You can fly, but only for 5 inches at a time, then you crash.

    I wish i could have starbucks.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted

    200px-StarbuckSystem.jpg

    I wish someone else understood that reference.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Granted, but no one cared.

    I wish I knew what question "42" was the answer to
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    how many times your parent's had sex, there, aren't you glad you know!

    I wish I didn't have to leave the house today.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, but now you are in charge of 20 two year olds for the rest of the day.
    I wish my shoulders were more buff.
  • LustyArgonianMaid
    LustyArgonianMaid Posts: 13 Member
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    Granted. But it came straight from your calves, so now you have chicken legs.

    I wish I could leave work early today.
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
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    Granted but pack your crap.. your fired

    I wish I was leaving for vacation tonight
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    you are but your plane crashes on the way there.

    I wish my dogs could tell me what they wanted.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    Granted...they want to eat your liver with some lava beans and a nice chianti

    I wish I didn't have to fold and put away the pile of laundry on my dining room table.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You don't, they have disappeared, guess everyone has to walk around naked!

    I wish I had unlimited money.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Granted, but you can't spend any of it... or leave it your heirs.


    I wish I was more out-going
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You are, unfortunately that means you go to the bathroom outside instead of inside.

    I wish I could snap my fingers and have my errands done.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: your errands are done, but now you have to do the errands of everyone above you

    Wish: the day was longer
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Granted! Now you'll never see night again and will never sleep!

    Wish i had someone to fix my coffee everyday
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You do, but they always get the temp wrong, and put too much sugar.

    I will my car would drive me places without me having to steer.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: you've got the will, but not the car. It was just stolen.

    Wish: time in the day to nap
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you've got the will, but not the car. It was just stolen.

    Wish: time in the day to nap

    Granted, you're a raging narcoleptic and you fall asleep at random moments for no reason at all. Showers and bedroom time are particularly awkward.

    I wish I had a nickel for overtime I heard that.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: you are stuck in Overtime working for satan. Plenty of nickels chained around your neck.

    Wish: that pie was fresher
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You do, but sadly they are about to avalanche on to you, was nice to know you!

    I wish my hands weren't so cold

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