I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You do, but sadly they are about to avalanche on to you, was nice to know you!

    I wish my hands weren't so cold

    Granted, you're the Firestarter and you set everyone you touch ablaze. Warm hands, cold heart.

    I wish I didn't have that third cup of coffee.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you are stuck in Overtime working for satan. Plenty of nickels chained around your neck.

    Wish: that pie was fresher

    Granted, the pie is fresher, but everything you eat turns to ash in your mouth. Hubby is justifiably leery of you.

    I wish I wasn't such a freak.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Granted: you're no longer a well loved freak, you are an outcast pretty boy. So lonely.

    Wish: I could get a snack
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you're no longer a well loved freak, you are an outcast pretty boy. So lonely.

    Wish: I could get a snack

    Granted, but your taste buds have all shriveled up. Everything tastes like boiled turkey necks. Scrumptious.

    I wish I could remember my phone number.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
    edited January 2015
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    granted: you recall your own phone #, but you never seem to pick up. It doesn't work that way. You can't just phone up your multiple personalities. Stay in therapy.

    Wish: my house could be like the UP house (balloon travel)
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    granted: you recall your own phone #, but you never seem to pick up. It doesn't work that way. You can't just phone up your multiple personalities. Stay in therapy.

    Wish: my house could be like th UP house (ballon travel)

    LOL well played

    Granted, you are now the old man from the movie but your "balloon trip" is actually a hallucination brought on by a kink in your oxygen tank tube.

    I wish I could wield the force like Darth vader
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted, now you re-live scenes from the Star Wars movies for the rest of your life. Any you are three feet tall.

    I wish I had a hover car (re: Back to the Future).
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You have a hover car but it's broken and since it's from the future, we don't have the parts!

    I wish the garbage took itself out.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Granted: the garbage takes its self out, but only when it wants to. It prefers to stack itself along your walls for a few days first. Stinky situation.

    Wish: that thing would go back where it came from
  • mooglexo
    mooglexo Posts: 93
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    It does but now drags you back too I wish I had unlimited tea
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You do, but it's tainted with rat feces, enjoy!

    I wish my eyes would stop hurting.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. They fell out. They no longer hurt you.
    (Sorry)

    I wish I had slept more last night.
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
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    Granted but then you slept all day missed work and couldn't post on MFP.

    I wish I could get a massage right now.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted, but the masseuse was new...and sick. Not only did you catch the flu, but he jacked up your back, too.

    I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
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    why are you still up? LOL you said you were going to bed hours ago. :)

    Granted: but your in a coma sleeping and miss out the next 4 years

    I wish I had a Reeses blizzard right now from Dairy Queen.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    msh0612 wrote: »
    why are you still up? LOL you said you were going to bed hours ago. :)

    Granted: but your in a coma sleeping and miss out the next 4 years

    I wish I had a Reeses blizzard right now from Dairy Queen.

    HAHA. I ate a pretty big meal. Busy day, so I didn't get a chance to eat much. Wanted to digest the food and figured I'd mess around on the forums. 30 minutes later...hahaha

    Granted...but the dude who made it spat in it. Phlegm. Yum.

    I wish I had a frozen yogurt right now. See what you did!!

  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Granted.
    Your mouth has been taken away forever.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    msh0612 wrote: »
    why are you still up? LOL you said you were going to bed hours ago. :)

    Granted: but your in a coma sleeping and miss out the next 4 years

    I wish I had a Reeses blizzard right now from Dairy Queen.

    HAHA. I ate a pretty big meal. Busy day, so I didn't get a chance to eat much. Wanted to digest the food and figured I'd mess around on the forums. 30 minutes later...hahaha

    Granted...but the dude who made it spat in it. Phlegm. Yum.

    I wish I had a frozen yogurt right now. See what you did!!

    LMAO
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I wish the above poster had asked for a wish per the rules. ;)
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Granted, but it wouldn't have made any sense anway


    I wish Mel and I would take that trip to the desert island

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