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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It is, but stays that way for ten years!!

    I wish I had more coffee!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted your now hand picking beans in columbia..all the coffee you want!

    i wish people would stop coming to my office
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    edited January 2015
    They did, however now your locked in from the outside, good luck!!

    I wish my groceries replenished themselves.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted but only on every other leap year.

    I wish I could swim as fast as I can run.
  • pprigge
    pprigge Posts: 27 Member
    Granted but you develop a raging case of Athlete's foot and green hair that won't go away.

    I wish my cell phone had infinite battery power.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It does but now your texting has been deactivated.

    I wish I could go my whole life without every being sad again.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you're always happy but stuck in a perma grin. Not always appropriate at funerals.

    Wish: I had a greenhouse
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    You got your greenhouse, but you're growing something you're not supposed to & swat just showed up..

    I wish someone would come clean my house for me!
  • pprigge
    pprigge Posts: 27 Member
    Granted but there's an apocalypse and now the burden of oxygen and world food supply is on you.

    I wish I had my own island.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you have one of those kitchen islands. Nice granite, though.

    Wish: free lunch Wednesday
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Granted but you have to wait in a very long line at the homeless shelter

    I wish I could see a year into my future whenever I wanted to
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, but it's always when you are sleeping, so you never see what's going on except your drool.

    I wish I could do the dishes with the blink of an eye.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but know your eye is always uncontrollably blinking because it's doing everybody else's dishes as well!

    I wish I wasnt so damn lazy these days!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted, but now you are doing all of Mel's dishes!


    I wish it wasn't so cold out
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Good job, not it's always going to be 115!!!

    I wish I would stop being so darn giggly today!
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    You can but its just a Mountain of Poo!

    I wish I didnt have to workout!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    Granted.

    But one of your important jobs was to plug the hole in the damn. Now Las Vegas is underwater thanks to you.

    I wish I could throw a football over that mountain

    nice Napoleon dynamite reference.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    You can but its just a Mountain of Poo!

    I wish I didnt have to workout!

    You don't have to, how you liking that added 50 pound?

    I wish I wasn't always so mean.
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  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted: you run like the wind, fart like a dog who ate a pound of beans, and smell like a dead fish.

    I wish I could be a lady of leisure: days filled with lunch with friends, massages, pedicures, reading books, and traveling.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but now you are only attracted to old homeless women with beards

    I wish I could get some sleep tonight
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you get sleep full of visits with Fred Krueger. One two, Freddy's coming for you!

    Wish: I had calories left in my budget for dessert.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but all you drop it on the way to the table.

    I wish my blood pressure was back to normal.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    It is, but your heart stopped beating

    I wish I din't need glasses and had perfect vision
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but now you cannot smell or eat solid foods. Woo hoo!

    I wish I worked out this morning.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, but now you cannot smell or eat solid foods. Woo hoo!

    I wish I worked out this morning.

    Granted, but you also pulled every muscles in your body and can't move. And you REALLY have to pee.

    I wish I invented bubble wrap.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You did, but now you are dead and wrapped in it in a box somewhere.

    I wish I could sleep in today.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, in fact you sleep in every day. In fact, you can't wake up. In fact, you're in a coma. In fact, you're gonna be late for work.

    I wish you'd wake the hell up.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted: she has awakened the forces of hell. Unfortunately, they all want to stay at your house & hang out. And they expect snack trays.

    Wish: the flu would end
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