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  • scottacular
    scottacular Posts: 597 Member
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    No carbs after 4:57pm bro or you will get fat literally over night. Oh and if you don't neck a protein shake within 32.5 seconds of finishing a workout, your muscle will all turn into fat and all your friends will hate you.
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
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    blueeyesgrace wrote: »
    mustang289 wrote: »
    blueeyesgrace wrote: »
    TrailBlazerMN wrote: »
    @brita22 how is that bad advice? I do that at least once a week :blush:

    Do you also check headlight fluid level? If so, which fluid do you reccomend? I hear halogen is the best...

    Halogens don't use fluid, they use a dihydronous gel.

    For the record - I do most maintenance on my own car...

    Good for you for doing maintenance yourself, that is a rare commodity these days. I ran a specialty shop (classic mustangs) for 13 yrs and always took the time to share with and educate anyone interested.

    Now if I can only find that missing "710" cap that goes in the valve cover...

  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
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    Most muffler shops are rip-offs. They always try to sell you a new muffler when all you need is new muffler bearings.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Losing 3 engines on an airliner while in flight is no big deal, the black box will let the mechanics know where to find the plane and fix it in flight
  • HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Posts: 361 Member
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    If you have an itch that wont go away even with special cream use a cheese grater.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    the best cleanse is the whiskey cleanse.
  • bethouiseevans
    bethouiseevans Posts: 41 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Convinced my friend that no-one is born ginger, its an allergic reaction to orange coloured foods :P the more you eat the more red headed you become haha
  • _mr_b
    _mr_b Posts: 302 Member
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    Send them out for a left-handed screwdriver .....
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
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    Brown rice.
  • glenmchale
    glenmchale Posts: 1,307 Member
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    marmite tastes good
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    CaitlinW19 wrote: »
    Eat this bar...it burns up all the carbs. And yes, butter is a carb.
    Love me some Mean Girls. It's so fetch!

    Be sure to do your set of pushups inside the squat rack.
  • Bbearhug
    Bbearhug Posts: 20 Member
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    Always do chest on Monday. It's international chest day.
  • free1220
    free1220 Posts: 416 Member
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    Flick your lit butt out the window because they always go out.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Chicks dig long facial hair. So let your nose hair grown until you can braid it.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Hey, did you know that if you pick your nose and eat it that it makes unwanted body hair go away forever
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
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    get a phD in Biology. You'll have no problems finding a job!
  • ASAPStocky
    ASAPStocky Posts: 51 Member
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    Make sure you clean out your electrical sockets with a paper clip
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
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    If someone calls you with a free vacation, make sure to have your bank card ready for the refundable deposit. How often do you get a chance to go to Mexico???
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    If he says he is leaving his wife for you, he really means it
  • Buu_kz
    Buu_kz Posts: 89 Member
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    While you at it drink and do heavy drugs before you drive makes the whole experience a blast

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