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On a 1st date, tell him all the stories about your cat. He will find them SOOOO interesting.0
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Leave the light on when changing the light bulb, it will make it easier to tell if it works0
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If you're at a light behind a cop and - when it turns green - he's not moving, honk 3 times - holding the third honk down for at least 5 seconds. That's secret police code for "Excuse me officer, but you may not have noticed the light is green and I just wanted to give you a friendly heads-up". They'll be so grateful, they'll pull you over just to thank you...0
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To find out if your gun is loaded just look down the barrel.0
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Vote Democratic (.....waits for it.....)0
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Call your Significant other BAE... No one will thing you are a moron.0
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Give the next crazy hitchhiker with what looks like a weapon in his backpack a ride home and If needed a place to live permanently in your home0
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go ahead and hook up with the hitch hiker while your at it0
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Crazy glue makes a terrific facial mask.0
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Drinking to excess builds endurance and stamina0
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MaxPower0102 wrote: »On a 1st date, tell him all the stories about your cat. He will find them SOOOO interesting.
Rethinking my "first date with Max conversation starters"
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Continuing with the car maintenance topic,
That red oil can light means your oil is fine. Don't worry.0 -
go ahead, eat the yellow snow0
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Don't worry about having squirrels in your attic, they keep the birds, mice, and rats outta there mate!0
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Everyone in this thread should pursue a career in comedy0
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If you text with your mates the whole time whilst on ur first date she'll think u r super popular and cool!0
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You can use a condom twice if you turn it inside out.0
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ljohnson216 wrote: »You can use a condom twice if you turn it inside out.
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SangreViento wrote: »If you text with your mates the whole time whilst on ur first date she'll think u r super popular and cool!
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If you use birth control pills every 3rd day they last 4-times as long and you save 7-times the money.... it's a NO-BRAINER0
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