Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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Also- I have taken to chewing gum like a ceasing smoker because it's the only way I can keep myself from eating food ALL day long. I will go through a full pack of gum in around a day and 1/2.
Me too! I don't go through quite as much gum because I forget I'm in this habit... I'll agonize about food and then all of a sudden I'll be like, oh, gum! I don't even like gum, but the chewing plus the minty flavor tends to cut my cravings. When the cravings get too bad though, I go for the coffee. I'm a complete coffee addict. Even though I usually only drink one cup in the morning, I brew it strong, and I get headaches if I skip it. If it's after 1 or 2 pm I switch to decaf. I drink it black, and like it strong and the flavor usually cuts my cravings.0 -
Confessions eh lol. I just want to be super skinny, But eat like a pig whenever the crap I want and never work out lol BUT that's a dream not a confession. So instead I have to do no carb fukin diets all the time and kill myself in Muay Thai 4 times a week lol #*kitten*0
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Reema_capricorn wrote: »I am an overeater. I CANNOT control myself around delicious food and sometimes I don't even bother logging it in my diary. I crave Chinese food everyday and sometimes order spring rolls(my weakness) once a week.
I used to get spring rolls, veggie lo mein, and tofu with garlic sauce which comes with rice and eat it all in one sitting for lunch once a week or every other week. That stopped when my mom got to know the family that runs the restaurant and I was paranoid they'd mention it to her. Chinese and Thai takeout are the best, and if I get too much, I can't stop myself from eating all of it.0 -
ljohnson216 wrote: »
Open the door, drop your draws, kinda squat down, push your butt into the appliance and bear down.
Well you certainly get an A for effort and execution... Buy I DO have to ask why. scorned lover? Caught at the wrong place at the wrong time? Or just thought to yourself... "This looks like a fun place to drop the kids off"0 -
I wake up every single morning at 4:15 a.m. because the dog and I both have to pee. Although we have a master bathroom literally 10 feet away from the bed, I intentionally walk through the kitchen so I can grab a snack to eat while I sit on the toilet. By "snack" I mean cookies (never just one, but enough for me to munch on while sitting on the toilet and walking back to bed), Little Debbies, the occasional protein bar, or PB sandwich. It's not unusual for there to be chocolate crumbs on the bathroom floor the next day. The Valentine sugar cookies we made last week left their damn pink sprinkles everywhere! Lately I've switched to having 12 almonds, and that seems to work almost as well as the cookies. Tonight, however, there's a pan of freshly baked M&M bars just waiting for me.
So, yeah, I eat junk while taking my middle of the night potty break. Kind of gross. And I don't log those calories, because in my mind if I'm not fully awake, they don't count.0 -
ladymuaythai wrote: »Confessions eh lol. I just want to be super skinny, But eat like a pig whenever the crap I want and never work out lol BUT that's a dream not a confession. So instead I have to do no carb fukin diets all the time and kill myself in Muay Thai 4 times a week lol #*kitten*
No confessions im just here for the Muay thai There is no life without Muay thai 0 -
ljohnson216 wrote: »
You asked the wrong question.....
The right question is WHY!?
WHY WOULD YOU POOP IN YOUR FRIDGE??!!???!!!??!?!?!?
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ephiemarie wrote: »I wake up every single morning at 4:15 a.m. because the dog and I both have to pee. Although we have a master bathroom literally 10 feet away from the bed, I intentionally walk through the kitchen so I can grab a snack to eat while I sit on the toilet. By "snack" I mean cookies (never just one, but enough for me to munch on while sitting on the toilet and walking back to bed), Little Debbies, the occasional protein bar, or PB sandwich. It's not unusual for there to be chocolate crumbs on the bathroom floor the next day. The Valentine sugar cookies we made last week left their damn pink sprinkles everywhere! Lately I've switched to having 12 almonds, and that seems to work almost as well as the cookies. Tonight, however, there's a pan of freshly baked M&M bars just waiting for me.
So, yeah, I eat junk while taking my middle of the night potty break. Kind of gross. And I don't log those calories, because in my mind if I'm not fully awake, they don't count.
You eat while you're sitting on the toilet? I'm judging. The germs, oh my goodness, I am judging.
But I'm doing cardio like a fiend ahead of this weekend. Feel free to judge that.0 -
On Monday, Tuesday and tonight I have eaten dinner with an attractive but skinny colleague who seems to barely eat, because it makes me self conscious about over eating. On Monday we shared pizza, he stopped after 2 slices, with anyone else I'd have probably had another slice, but I didn't want him to think I was being a pig!
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I haven't been able to get below 132lb b/c every time I get to 132.5, I start to self sabotage either eating over my calorie allotment or eating the correct calorie allotment, but not exercising (which means that I'm eating at a surplus and no longer a deficit). This goes on for 2-4 weeks, and then I'm at 136-139lbs.
I weighed myself today, and I was at 132.5, but I'm not logging it b/c I don't want to psyche myself out. I'm going to make it past that friggin' number!
I had to laugh at this. I've been stuck at 132 or 132.5 for 6 months. It goes down after my period for a week or two, then I ovulate and it goes back up to 133 or 134. It's like every month when I see 132 I'm so relieved I haven't gained weight (I know the 2 pounds I gain after are water weight), I'm like 'ok I can afford to eat closer to maintenance for a couple days', and during a couple weeks I'm typically not very hungry so I have spare calories for treats, then PMS hits and I get ravenous and destroy my deficit for the month. Every. Single. Month.I haven't been able to get below 132lb b/c every time I get to 132.5, I start to self sabotage either eating over my calorie allotment or eating the correct calorie allotment, but not exercising (which means that I'm eating at a surplus and no longer a deficit). This goes on for 2-4 weeks, and then I'm at 136-139lbs.
I weighed myself today, and I was at 132.5, but I'm not logging it b/c I don't want to psyche myself out. I'm going to make it past that friggin' number!
I had to laugh at this. I've been stuck at 132 or 132.5 for 6 months. It goes down after my period for a week or two, then I ovulate and it goes back up to 133 or 134. It's like every month when I see 132 I'm so relieved I haven't gained weight (I know the 2 pounds I gain after are water weight), I'm like 'ok I can afford to eat closer to maintenance for a couple days', and during a couple weeks I'm typically not very hungry so I have spare calories for treats, then PMS hits and I get ravenous and destroy my deficit for the month. Every. Single. Month.ebtaylor137 wrote: »Reema_capricorn wrote: »I am an overeater. I CANNOT control myself around delicious food and sometimes I don't even bother logging it in my diary. I crave Chinese food everyday and sometimes order spring rolls(my weakness) once a week.
I used to get spring rolls, veggie lo mein, and tofu with garlic sauce which comes with rice and eat it all in one sitting for lunch once a week or every other week. That stopped when my mom got to know the family that runs the restaurant and I was paranoid they'd mention it to her. Chinese and Thai takeout are the best, and if I get too much, I can't stop myself from eating all of it.
I used to order a thing of fried pork dumplings (8), 2 spring rolls, plus either sweet and sour chicken or beef and broccoli with rice, sometimes weekly, and wash it down with loads of pepsi. Sometimes I'd add fried wontons to that. I have had chinese takeout exactly twice since I got back in the horse in April, though I have eaten at several nicer places in moderation.
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Italian_Buju wrote: »ljohnson216 wrote: »
You asked the wrong question.....
The right question is WHY!?
WHY WOULD YOU POOP IN YOUR FRIDGE??!!???!!!??!?!?!?
it's a quote from a Will Ferrell movie, Anchorman I believe.
My friend loves to say it to me because one time I got drunk and ate an entire wheel of Boursin. Cranberry black pepper, I have no regrets.
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Italian_Buju wrote: »ljohnson216 wrote: »
You asked the wrong question.....
The right question is WHY!?
WHY WOULD YOU POOP IN YOUR FRIDGE??!!???!!!??!?!?!?
it's a quote from a Will Ferrell movie, Anchorman I believe.
My friend loves to say it to me because one time I got drunk and ate an entire wheel of Boursin. Cranberry black pepper, I have no regrets.
Oh My Goodness, I had no idea....I thought she was being serious....
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I put in more calories than I actually consume just so I won't eat more.0
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I'm going to use this cavity as a reason to eat less. Although I still have a perfectly good left side to chew with.0
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Sometimes when I go to the gym, I wear two sports bras at once because I can't afford a good one.0
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girldownsouth wrote: »On Monday, Tuesday and tonight I have eaten dinner with an attractive but skinny colleague who seems to barely eat, because it makes me self conscious about over eating. On Monday we shared pizza, he stopped after 2 slices, with anyone else I'd have probably had another slice, but I didn't want him to think I was being a pig!
I think everyone does this around certain people. When I'm with my best friend, I always eat less than I would at home around my family.
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Italian_Buju wrote: »ljohnson216 wrote: »
You asked the wrong question.....
The right question is WHY!?
WHY WOULD YOU POOP IN YOUR FRIDGE??!!???!!!??!?!?!?
it's a quote from a Will Ferrell movie, Anchorman I believe.
My friend loves to say it to me because one time I got drunk and ate an entire wheel of Boursin. Cranberry black pepper, I have no regrets.
For some strange reason I am a little disappointed.0 -
This one time in band camp I stuck a flute in my *kitten*.0
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azulvioleta6 wrote: »dougpconnell219 wrote: »WillLift4Tats wrote: »WillLift4Tats wrote: »I'm signed up for a Tough Mudder in exactly 78 days and I go from pumped to scared out of my wits pretty much every 5 minutes.
That's pretty much how I feel about my first half marathon in 58 days!
Glad I'm not the only one feeling this way! Good luck!
I'm getting talked into doing a sprint triathlon in July... At least the swimming is first so i won't down!
I would try a triathlon. Except for the swimming part. Can't swim worth a flip! I am looking into Duathlons though!
For me the swimming and biking are easy, but I can't run much due to an injury. Wish there were swimming and biking events!
Why is the swimming portion of the triathlon always so short compared with the other legs...that's the part I'm best at!
There are! Google Aqua Bike!0 -
dougpconnell219 wrote: »So I wiped out on the treadmill today. Was in LA LA land, foot went up on the side rail. I stumbled, get launched out the back.
Fortunately, no injury. And no one saw.
I did this. But I grabbed the treadmill hand rail to save myself and have a big scar where the treadmill band kept going and basically ate the skin on my elbow til I realized I should let go and flew off the back. It was a small gym at work and everyone saw. Totally embarrassing.0 -
girlviernes wrote: »
My other confession is that occasionally I've had extra cals after midnight and logged them for the next day.
I do that too. Especially on Friday night. I sleep in Saturday so i don't eat breakfast. So technically I eat breakfast Friday night. lol
what a fab idea..LOL
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At my last birthday party I realised that I've seen at least half the female guests naked and some of the men lol
I'm a fine art photographer. It's a curse really
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ephiemarie wrote: »I wake up every single morning at 4:15 a.m. because the dog and I both have to pee. Although we have a master bathroom literally 10 feet away from the bed, I intentionally walk through the kitchen so I can grab a snack to eat while I sit on the toilet. By "snack" I mean cookies (never just one, but enough for me to munch on while sitting on the toilet and walking back to bed), Little Debbies, the occasional protein bar, or PB sandwich. It's not unusual for there to be chocolate crumbs on the bathroom floor the next day. The Valentine sugar cookies we made last week left their damn pink sprinkles everywhere! Lately I've switched to having 12 almonds, and that seems to work almost as well as the cookies. Tonight, however, there's a pan of freshly baked M&M bars just waiting for me.
So, yeah, I eat junk while taking my middle of the night potty break. Kind of gross. And I don't log those calories, because in my mind if I'm not fully awake, they don't count.
I love this because I do it too. I have eaten a wide variety if things in there.0 -
@ myfatass78: I have done this too
sometimes I was wearing just one of the bad bras with a really thight top under my Shirt when I went to the gym or for a run. The runs were really embrassing, even though I was wearing two layers of bras or the thight top I often had to adjust the breasts and the bra while running in bublic 0 -
I blame Dean Winchester for making me have Chinese yesterday. I always get mad cravings when I watch Supernatural...0
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Yesterday for lunch I had 3 hot dogs, a bag of potato chips and a peanut butter egg.0
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Before yesterday, I hadn't been to the dentist in almost 6 years! Terrible, I know. I haven't had dental insurance... But, no cavities and everything looked healthy! My dentist said I'm really lucky >_<0
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