I grant then ruin someone's wish...

Granted - you have an exotic island, and you are its only inhabitant - apart from a volleyball, onto which you've painted a face. You've named the volleyball, talk to it at length, and argue with about the lack of anything resembling toilet paper. You find yourself developing romantic feelings for the volleyball, racked with the guilt over such an illicit relationship. The volleyball becomes uncomfortable with your romantic gestures, decides to leave you, files a restraining order, and leaves you completely and utterly alone. You die sunburned and heartbroken. The seagulls pick at your eyes.

I wish I was a star in a Broadway musical.

Granted. You've stopped time and you can't restart it because you're frozen.

I wish I had a monkey.

granted..welcome to hell

i wish i didnt fear the reaper

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Granted you don't, The Reaper is your best friend, but he works long hours & you never get to hang out. Bummer.

Wish: his friends were more available to him

Done, but they eat all your food, trash your house, and never go home.

I wish I looked awesome in a bikini.

Granted: you look awesome in that tiny string bikini, but now, all the creeps approach you in addition to the nice guys. But the creep stalkers always get to you first and block the boys you really want. Too much of a bad thing. Here- take this cover up.

Wish: I could find the missing idol

Granted: you give the idol back to me- but you absorbed the curse, and I get it back curse free! Thanks for taking that hit! I'm riding happy with my prize.

Wish: I could just smash it

Granted! "It" is mashed potatoes and you are in a contract to smash them using only a fork, 20 hrs each day for life!

I'd like some mashed potatoes!

Granted, you now have so much patience that you wait for everyone else to do something and as a result get nothing done for yourself.

I wish I could move to a tropical island.

Granted! First prize is cleaning up the streets after the Marathon is over!

I wish I had a Million Dollars!

Granted, he does love you back, but he lives on the other side of the world on a remote island with no means of escape.

I wish I could get a good nights sleep

Granted, you never have to work again as you are now a homeless vagrant living on the streets and sleeping over a steam vent.

Granted, and now you will wake up every day reliving the same day.
I wish I was a good dancer.

Granted, you can now zumba. However, you now forget how to do any fitness activities except for zumba.

I wish I could have someone exercise for me.

Granted: But he shaves your head during the night for a new wig.

Wish: That money really did grow on trees.

Granted you'd go back too far and be a cave woman and wouldn't live very long.

I wish I lived closer to the beach