I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    Granted. Due to outsourcing and current health care system all US citizens have fled to other countries.

    I wish I could spend a day in the afterlife.
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    Granted, if you were TOO in control, people would call you OCD, picky or tightly wound.

    I wish I would win the lottery
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted along with a 1000 others...here's your 1$ share


    I wish you hadn't played my numbers
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: I did not play your numbers, I played with your vintage G.I. joe doll & you totally flipped out. Calm down. Who do you love? Me or the stupid doll?

    Wish: the voodoo doll didn't work so accurately
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, the doll is now just a doll, but handyrunner is still in love with the vintage G.I. Joe. Get the man some help.
    I wish I was done at the gym already.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you are done at the gym. Done with all the mopping. Done handing out the sweat towels. Done fussing at members who don't wipe down the equipment. You forgot to work out. How you gonna stay on top that way?

    Wish: Dorothy would be happy at home
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you are done at the gym. Done with all the mopping. Done handing out the sweat towels. Done fussing at members who don't wipe down the equipment. You forgot to work out. How you gonna stay on top that way?

    Wish: Dorothy would be happy at home

    Granted, Dorothy is so happy at home that she never went to Oz in the first place. The Benevolent Wizard let the power get to his head and worked in league with the witches to enslave the population of Oz and turn it into a crumbling slave state. The Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow become rebel leaders and lead a faction of dissenters into re elocution and promptly get slaughtered and hung in effigy at the Emerald City gates. Appropriately, the rebel faction was named T.O.T.O (To Overthrow Tyrant Oz)

    I wish this coffee wasn't so bitter.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you are done at the gym. Done with all the mopping. Done handing out the sweat towels. Done fussing at members who don't wipe down the equipment. You forgot to work out. How you gonna stay on top that way?

    Wish: Dorothy would be happy at home

    Granted, Dorothy is so happy at home that she never went to Oz in the first place. The Benevolent Wizard let the power get to his head and worked in league with the witches to enslave the population of Oz and turn it into a crumbling slave state. The Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow become rebel leaders and lead a faction of dissenters into re elocution and promptly get slaughtered and hung in effigy at the Emerald City gates. Appropriately, the rebel faction was named T.O.T.O (To Overthrow Tyrant Oz)

    I wish this coffee wasn't so bitter.

    Loving this greatly. I need to be more wish careful.

    Granted: the coffee is no longer bitter. But you are. Go tear down the walls. Smash all your furniture. Just get that aggression out and get over it. Life is waiting for you to join it. Happily.

    Wish: the cannons were not firing



  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted the cannons have stopped, after the total destruction wreaked by jay's bitter rampage. Be more careful Cindy.

    I wish I could have a good day.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    cblue315 wrote: »
    Granted the cannons have stopped, after the total destruction wreaked by jay's bitter rampage. Be more careful Cindy.

    I wish I could have a good day.

    Granted. Everyone deserves a good day yours however, is February 30th. But what a day.

    I wish the other shoe would just drop already.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: it does, right on your head but it's the giant 2 ton shoe off the side of this hotel pictured below. They will comp you a very nice room with river views, if you ever come out of that coma.

    Wish: I could get the Professor off the Island.

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  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, the professor is no longer on the island. He took his books and wealth og knowledge with him. You will no longer be able to charge the batteries for the radio. No more music for you.

    I wish I had my cat's life.
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted. You now are your cat. You get to sit there and look at your soulless body laying on the floor and wondering how to get out of this mess.

    I wish I could travel to the ends of the universe.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted as your in your travels you get sucked into a black hole never to be seen again

    I wish I had pet Rhino
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted. Your pet Rhino wants to go everywhere with you and won't take "No" for an answer. You get kicked out of the every gym for bringing pets in.

    I wish I could be a superhero.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted your a super hero to all slugs, saving them from salt and sun disasters, they are grateful

    I wish I had a brand new Bently
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Granted. A new Bently. But your pet Rhino just demolished it by jumping in the front seat wanting to ride shotgun.

    I wish I could fluently speak every language in the world.
  • twinkleupgraded
    twinkleupgraded Posts: 213 Member
    Granted, but now you are deaf. You also can no longer read in any language.

    I wish I knew the meaning of life.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted now that you know it drives you insane and are committed

    I wish I had a genie to grant me 3 wishes
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted. You now have the knowledge of the meaning of life and need to be permanently institutionalized from being so overwhelmed.

    I wish I could make millions by inventing chocolate lettuce.

  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted you make millions, millions of wasted product bc no one bought into your dream of chocolate lettuce

    I wish I had tickets to next years super bowl
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted now that you know it drives you insane and are committed

    I wish I had a genie to grant me 3 wishes

    What?? Are we not good enough for you?? pfft! Granted. You have a genie who grants you three wishes. All of the wishes have 1 minute expiration.

    I wish I could meet Jason Momoa!

  • twinkleupgraded
    twinkleupgraded Posts: 213 Member
    Granted but it's not the Jason Momoa you expected. It's a 95 year old retired woman named after her grandfather.

    I wish I could stop world hunger.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted......you invent a superfood but....world leaders want your discovery kept quiet. Your kidnapped and kept in a secret military base far beneath the desert.....

    I wish to be the most influential woman in the world
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but you are a specialist in plumbing

    I wish I wouldn't lose muscle mass as I age
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, instead you gain muscle mass, however your osteoporosis riddled skeleton cannot support your amazing muscle mass any you are now bedridden. Good luck on those horizontal workouts.

    I wish I could fly.
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
    Granted But you can never step foot on land again

    I wish I could live without worry
  • uggins311
    uggins311 Posts: 2,204 Member
    Granted, but now everything worth worrying about is gone as well.

    I wish that I was taller
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted.......everyone around you shrinks...you stand out now and feel all alone...

    I wish for world peace
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
    Granted. The world is at peace as everyone is singing the Partridge Family's C'mon Get Happy 24/7. You go mad and kill yourself.

    I wish my mother would never mention Joan Rivers again.
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