Kale = MONSTROUS GAINZ!!

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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
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    Still won't make it taste any better. (4 posts, OJ! Get working on it!)

    Are you sure? Because that looks like it's growing out of his chest and I think there are some people that would eat goslingchestkale even if they hated the normal varieties of ground-based kale.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    williams969 wrote: »
    usmcmp wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    patricksshell603 wrote: »
    kale is one of mother earths most beneficial greens. Compact with more than 200% of your daily nutritional needs its only beneficial. And for those who's goal is weight loss it's very low in calories:)

    LOLWut? My nutritional needs mean 2250 calories. How much kale is that? Am I always guaranteed it will contain 4500 calories (double my needs)? Monster gainz, indeed...

    33 calories for a cup of chopped kale, means 68 cups to reach 2250 calories.

    LOL, I figured it'd take a trf**kload. Still not eating it. Never again. No matter how magical this superfood is. I'll stick to spinach, chard, and collards for my dark greens (those ARE yummy to me).

    FTFY...

  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
    554805_10151441329714475_235960236_n-455x283.jpg

    Still won't make it taste any better. (4 posts, OJ! Get working on it!)

    Are you sure? Because that looks like it's growing out of his chest and I think there are some people that would eat goslingchestkale even if they hated the normal varieties of ground-based kale.

    Not me. I'm more a Dwaine 'The Rock' Johnson kind of woman.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    usmcmp wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    patricksshell603 wrote: »
    kale is one of mother earths most beneficial greens. Compact with more than 200% of your daily nutritional needs its only beneficial. And for those who's goal is weight loss it's very low in calories:)

    LOLWut? My nutritional needs mean 2250 calories. How much kale is that? Am I always guaranteed it will contain 4500 calories (double my needs)? Monster gainz, indeed...

    33 calories for a cup of chopped kale, means 68 cups to reach 2250 calories.

    LOL, I figured it'd take a trf**kload. Still not eating it. Never again. No matter how magical this superfood is. I'll stick to spinach, chard, and collards for my dark greens (those ARE yummy to me).

    FTFY...

    The phrase, if you're gonna do it, is "metric f***ton". Take note, and don't let it happen again. LOL
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    patricksshell603 wrote: »
    kale is one of mother earths most beneficial greens. Compact with more than 200% of your daily nutritional needs its only beneficial. And for those who's goal is weight loss it's very low in calories:)

    Interedasting. Tell me more...

    It is hilarious that you posted right under my Peep post. It is like you were called to the sound of the Peep, like the Batsignal!

    NaNaNaNaNaNaNA PEEPMAN!

    batman-and-robin-peeps.jpg

  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    I've never tried kale, it looks nasty ...
  • enterdanger
    enterdanger Posts: 2,447 Member
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    AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
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    This is the best non-cat gif ever.
  • snowflake930
    snowflake930 Posts: 2,188 Member
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    usmcmp wrote: »
    It has no vitamin D or B-12. It's also an incomplete protein.

    And it tastes nasty.


    ^^Agree 100%.........................nasty tasting stuff..........yuck city.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    patricksshell603 wrote: »
    kale is one of mother earths most beneficial greens. Compact with more than 200% of your daily nutritional needs its only beneficial. And for those who's goal is weight loss it's very low in calories:)

    Interedasting. Tell me more...

    It is hilarious that you posted right under my Peep post. It is like you were called to the sound of the Peep, like the Batsignal!

    NaNaNaNaNaNaNA PEEPMAN!

    batman-and-robin-peeps.jpg

    YES!!! I am highly, highly entertained by this!
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
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    81Katz wrote: »
    I've never tried kale, it looks nasty ...

    Good for you. It's not food. It's decoration for salad bars and delicatessen cases. DUH! :p;)
  • ddrhellbunny
    ddrhellbunny Posts: 119 Member
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    Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.

    ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
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    ddrhellbunny wrote: »
    Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.

    ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.

    Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!

    But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    But, how do I use zinc oxide?
  • kampshoff
    kampshoff Posts: 133 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
    554805_10151441329714475_235960236_n-455x283.jpg

    Still won't make it taste any better. (4 posts, OJ! Get working on it!)

    Are you sure? Because that looks like it's growing out of his chest and I think there are some people that would eat goslingchestkale even if they hated the normal varieties of ground-based kale.

    I'm pretty sure my wife would prefer hemsworthchestkale, but I don't think even that would get her to eat it...
  • kampshoff
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    enterdanger wrote: »
    AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
    554805_10151441329714475_235960236_n-455x283.jpg

    This is the best non-cat gif ever.

    It is also a non-gif, being a jpg and all. ;)
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
    554805_10151441329714475_235960236_n-455x283.jpg

    Still won't make it taste any better. (4 posts, OJ! Get working on it!)

    Are you sure? Because that looks like it's growing out of his chest and I think there are some people that would eat goslingchestkale even if they hated the normal varieties of ground-based kale.

    ROFL! GOSLINGCHESTKALE is my new motto!
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
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    We need a "peeps eating kale" gif
  • nikkib0103
    nikkib0103 Posts: 968 Member
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    I like baby kale mixed with baby spinach. That works for me.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    williams969 wrote: »
    ddrhellbunny wrote: »
    Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.

    ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.

    Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!

    But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress

    Bacon+Peep.jpg

    vs.

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